jimmyjazz
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There was an old lady named Mary who used to walk her little dog up and down our street. She was a bit cuckoo to be honest but never did anyone any harm. My mate from school, who also lived on my street, hated her with a passion. Can't remember why now. Anyways he got to school one day telling everyone he'd killed Mary's dog. Apparently he drove over her dog while she was walking it and she didn't even notice... she just continued to drag a dead run over dog up the street on the lead.