I'll never understand woman's logic

I’ve had to put up with some funny stuff…

me “It’s the US Open”
Her “Is that the one in Canada”

Or when going through the booking order for a vegas hotel, she requested a sea view
 
brattleboro said:
when we were in bed at night and she wanted me to go downstairs and get her a glass of water ,I said ill get a glass of water from the bathroom ,she said no from downstairs as it doesn't taste the same from the upstairs bathroom,wtf!!!!!? anyway I went downstairs to get her it lol
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There is truth in this, the water to your bathroom comes from the sewers.
 
Brian Marwood said:
Well obviously, how are you going to get your shoes on with your hands up?
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No it’s me who is ready waiting for the husband who hasn’t got his shoes on. Even though he has had 2 hours notice. The message is guys don’t even try to understand our logic as we certainly don’t! But obviously we are right of course
 
The wife’s friend ran into a petrol station saying she had put the wrong petrol in… the attendant asked if she had used the diesel to which she said no the wrong petrol.

Totally confused he went to have a look and she pointed to the pump and said “there I’ve used the BMW petrol”

It was an advertisement on the pump handle 😂
 
brattleboro said:
when we were in bed at night and she wanted me to go downstairs and get her a glass of water ,I said ill get a glass of water from the bathroom ,she said no from downstairs as it doesn't taste the same from the upstairs bathroom,wtf!!!!!? anyway I went downstairs to get her it lol
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TBF a lot of older houses still have lead piping upstairs. I'd drink water from the kitchen too
 
Acklam_Lad said:
The wife’s friend ran into a petrol station saying she had put the wrong petrol in… the attendant asked if she had used the diesel to which she said no the wrong petrol.

Totally confused he went to have a look and she pointed to the pump and said “there I’ve used the BMW petrol”

It was an advertisement on the pump handle 😂
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My mates aunty thought E on petrol gauge meant enough!!
 
My mates girlfriend on holiday sat watching sunset and said why dont birds have passports!

She also went to Aintree and said....I am going on a diet! my said why ,she replied I weigh as much as that horse....It was the jockeys weight.
 
My eldest had a project on a castle at school so decided would be a good idea and family day out to take her to it.

Wife wasn’t to keen on the idea as they always have poor parking facilities and tend to be a bit of a walk up a hill.
 
We’ve had a busy couple of weeks including weekends. With both work and other stuff we had on, between us we’ve ended up driving to various bits of the country doing about 2000 miles in 10 days. Last trip is this Friday for work.

I said that I was looking forward to chilling out this weekend as we’ve got nothing on. She fully agreed, and then thirty seconds later suggested we could drive to the Lake District for the day. 🤯😂
 
gramercy said:
We’ve had a busy couple of weeks including weekends. With both work and other stuff we had on, between us we’ve ended up driving to various bits of the country doing about 2000 miles in 10 days. Last trip is this Friday for work.

I said that I was looking forward to chilling out this weekend as we’ve got nothing on. She fully agreed, and then thirty seconds later suggested we could drive to the Lake District for the day. 🤯😂
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Think I'd only agree if she drove
 
Here’s the buck snorter for you;

My Mrs the other day….that kettle doesn’t heat the water like our last kettle 🤷‍♂️😀🙈🤣

I mean WTF.
She adds a bit of cold water before proceeding to drink her tea 🤷‍♂️🤔

I just said….O right (!) With a note to self *got to get this one on FMTTM* 🤣
 
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