I reached inside myself and found….

[El Guapo]

… Nothing there to ease the pressure
Off my ever-worrying mind. Oh-ooh.

… All my power's waste away
I fear the crazed and lonely looks
The mirror's sending me these days, oh-ooh.

 

[LessoftheLip]

Hope all is ok mate.

Great song though

 

[FabioPorkpie]

I reached inside myself…..and picked a great bogey. ’Twas very satisfying

Keep your pecker up Mr Guapo, hope you are ok this morning.

 

[Borotommo]

I reached inside myself….and realised Tesco value toilet paper isn’t worth the saving

all the best EG

UTMFB

 

[WindyNook]

I reached inside myself….and realised Tesco value toilet paper isn’t worth the saving

all the best EG

UTMFB

I agree Tommo.
There's no such thing as cheap toilet paper!
First rule of toilet paper. THY FINGER SHALL NOT GO THROUGH.
Everything else is peripheral
Using 3 or 4 sheets per wipe negates any saving

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

When I was an apprentice the owld cleaner told me there’s three types of toilet paper - thick, thin and urgh!

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Bog paper.. golden rule... never look back

 

[Bristolboro]

you're right, El Guapo, there's nothing there, cos it's all an illusion.
You are now at the first stage of enlightenment.

 

[stjohn]

Take care EG.

 

[El Guapo]

Morning. As Rowley Birkin would say….I’m afraid I was very, very drunk.

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

When I was an apprentice the owld cleaner told me there’s three types of toilet paper - thick, thin and urgh!

He's obviously forgotten about the Izal tracing paper we used to get at school.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

He's obviously forgotten about the Izal tracing paper we used to get at school.

It was bloody waterproof that stuff!

 

[JackG]

He's obviously forgotten about the Izal tracing paper we used to get at school.

With a zero coefficient of friction.

 

[NYboro]

It was bloody waterproof that stuff!

Worked well with a comb as a musical instrument though.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

Worked well with a comb as a musical instrument though.

Only when it was new