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As a student I once made jam toasties in 1987. They were so hot as to be inedible so I binned then. I'm pretty sure they're still molten magma to this day.
The centre of a freshly microwaved bowl of porridge has been recorded as the equivalent of the surface temperature of a shuttle re-entering the earths atmosphere...basically you need to plan 3 months in advance for a nice fresh bowl.of porridge


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The pies at Ayresome Park were volcanic and they never cooled down, never failed to incinerate the roof of your gob :ROFLMAO: