There aren’t any.
They are all ghost written, tell the same dull uninteresting stories, which you probably already knew, and are completely bobbins if you ask me.
One of the best was one of the earliest. Critically acclaimed it’s a brilliant window on life as a journeyman footballer and in places it is very funny.
Tony Cascarino for me as well. Showed the demons strikers face with bad goal scoring runs, one on one's etc.
Also Woody and Nord about Andy Woodman and Gareth Southgates friendship through the years even though they went different footballing routes.
I know you specifically asked for footy biographies, but I’m currently reading Bob Mortimer’s and it’s brilliant. I love reading it with his voice, and he mentions the Boro and growing up watching them, so I suppose that counts!