Favourite Opening Lines to a song....

[bumface]

"He has really lovely hair/ he wears women's underwear"

HarryVegas by The Bum Faced Band.

I need to write a song about Nobby next, but I can't seem to think of anything that rhymes with heron.

 

[fella]

"He has really lovely hair/ he wears women's underwear"

HarryVegas by The Bum Faced Band.

I need to write a song about Nobby next, but I can't seem to think of anything that rhymes with heron.

Fleron.

 

[joeydiaz]

I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypotheses cant’t define how I be dropping these mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery, flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me

 

[Carlos Fandango]

Hay Ho, Let's Go!

Is she really going out with him.

 

[Ziggy]

One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain

Marley. Trenchtown Rock

 

[Legz]

My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me dad
I've started to dress a bit like him

 

[swordtrombonefish]

"He has really lovely hair/ he wears women's underwear"

HarryVegas by The Bum Faced Band.

I need to write a song about Nobby next, but I can't seem to think of anything that rhymes with heron.

mesenteron

Might be a bit of a stretch to use tho

 

[Boro]

Stab a sorry heart
with your favourite finger...

Seven Seas, Echo & TBM

 

[Willow]

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No, " Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but next time you see me coming you better run

 

[Andybarca]

Well a teacher of mine once told me
That life was just a list of disappoints and defeats
And you could only do your best,
And I said "That's a fukcing cop-out,
you're just washed up and your tired,
and when I get to your age I won't be such a coward"

 

[redcarbob]

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
He got an ice pick
That made his ears burn

 

[asredastheycome]

More McLusky......Alan Is A Cowboy Killer

Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on

 

[HarryVegas]

"He's got everything I like / plus a place to park my bike"

'bumface' by Sweetcheeks & The Central Line

 

[Nottyboy]

While the music played
You worked by candlelight
Those San Francisco nights
You were the best in town

'Kid Charlemagne' by Steely Dan

Awesome track which blew me away when I first heard it back in the day. Featuring superb musicianship all round and two guitar solos each of which could lay claim to being the GOAT guitar solo. Take a bow Larry Carlton.

 

[bumface]

There was a bloke.
An underwhelming bloke with dodgy knees.
Got thrills from hanging around ponds and upsetting birdies.
That bloke just f*cked a heron
That bloke just f*cked a heron.

Song for Nobby by The Bum faced Band.

I may have stolen a bit of that from another song.

 

[Jollyroger]

And I've run out of pale ale
And I feel like I'm in jail
And my music bores me once again
And I've been on the pinball
And I know longer know it all
And they say that you never know when you're insane

Pinball - Bryan Protheroe.

 

[BiggEggo]

I'll protect you from the hooded claw.

 

[Ignore_Alien_Orders]

Jesus died for somebodies sins, But Not mine.

 

[guisborough_rob]

He said, “I’m fabulously rich,
Come on let’s go”
She kinda bit her lip
“Jeez, I don’t know.”

 

[Bobby_Digital]

“I move with the elegance of an African elephant,
I presented the evidence, eloquent as the President”
Run the Jewels - Banana Clipper