FAO: Newy

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Revenge of the cat ******?

 

[MichaelDebeve]

 

[parmoboy]

Newy isn't daft, he'll be putting together his own nWo as we speak.

Hulk Hogan - Newy
Scott Hall - ???
Kevin Nash - Coluka

Then years later Rob has his Vince McMahon moment live on Tyne/Tees news, and announces that he's fed up of fmttm and is going to invite the 3 of them back onto the board.

"I'm going to inject it with a lethal dose of poison. If anyone's going to kill my creation, I'm going to do it. Me, and these guys..."

It then shows erimus74 rooting through a load of old sports Gazettes in his garage.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Get Newy back

#KangarooCourt

 

[fmttmadmin]

Get Newy back

#KangarooCourt

HIs ban was already lifted.

 

[B_G]

I think we need a walk out in support of Newy. Can we all isolate ourselves from the forum for 86 mins starting at 3pm that should do it.

Alternatively, you can throw a bowling ball at your computer.

 

[Simply red]

HIs ban was already lifted.

So he’s not banned then ?

 

[MichaelDebeve]

I think we need a walk out in support of Newy. Can we all isolate ourselves from the forum for 86 mins starting at 3pm that should do it.

Alternatively, you can throw a bowling ball at your computer.

That genuinely tickled me haha

 

[MichaelDebeve]

HIs ban was already lifted.

You've scared him off!
The poor lad is like a lost scared puppy out there in the big bad world.





R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Find out what it means to me.

 

[bumface]

If we've lost Newy again and we're stuck here with burger boy now then I'm flouncing. It was bad enough losing Erimus74 to the dark side. This forum is nothing without Newy. He's the most entertaining poster on the board.

 

[B_G]

E-L-E

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

This forum is nothing without Newy. He's the most entertaining poster on the board.

Err...
Cough Cough

 

[LessoftheLip]

HIs ban was already lifted.

He's just playing hard to get.

 

[MichaelDebeve]

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Can someone let off a flare on the board to entice him back?

 

[FlapJacks]

22,000+ posts ... bloody hell.

 

[bumface]

Err...
Cough Cough

I'd have you down as the third most entertaining poster on the board Nobby, with me in second place and Newy at the top by some considerable distance. He's a visionary with the soul of a poet and with an ego almost as big as my own. There's no shame in finishing in third place, Nobster. You still win a prize.

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

He's moved out and took his box of CarrickFinger sketches with him to X/Twitter.

 

[atypical_boro]

Just wait for a bunch of meathead holligans to invade Wembley at an international cup final, embarrassing the nation. Or for a meathhead to volley a cat across a room. Or for some meathead makems to sing paedo songs in front of some kids. Or for some drunk woman to start hurling obvious racist abuse at opposition fans….
That ****’s like catnip to Newy. He’ll be along before you know it to downplay it and accuse everyone discussing it of ‘faux outrage’

It’s important he comes back, for the sake of balance. He often provides the other side of the argument on here…..the wrong side, generally.

Ultimately, I think newy is an advocate of innocent until proven guilty, forgiveness and an opponent of 'pitchfork culture'. I wouldn't say everything he says on the subject chimes with my own views, but as you say, we need balance otherwise it is just a load of angry folk demanding that certain people are banned from football stadiums forever for what may have been moments of madness. In general, I think his outlook is quite palatable. Everyone needs to calm down on the internet sometimes, though I know that possibly applies to newy himself based on the thread about the woman and the monkey gesture.

 

[TeessideCleveland]

I'd have you down as the third most entertaining poster on the board Nobby, with me in second place and Newy at the top by some considerable distance. He's a visionary with the soul of a poet and with an ego almost as big as my own. There's no shame in finishing in third place, Nobster. You still win a prize.

A blue rosette ?