Eastenders or an Enema

Hands down or maybe I should say hands up but I would gladly take the enema without a second thought
to the possible outcome rather than be forced to watch a single episode.
 
I once stood behind Patsy Palmer in a supermarket queue on Christmas Eve (Waitrose don't you know.)

That is all.
 
I can’t believe anyone watches this dross still. An enema as it doesn’t hurt your ears or make your eyes bleed, providing it is administered professionally that is, and not at say somewhere like a Barrymore pool party.
 
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