Dog Trapped in a Cave (Halifax)

This will definitely be a movie in a few years.
Steve coogan as a bloke with a bit of rope.
James Corden as the dog.
Barry Keioghehan as the bloke on the internet who says **** the dog.
Toby Jones as the bloke who was offended by what the bloke on the internet says.
"You're crazy Jake. It's a suicide mission."

"Maybe, but I have to try. I have to try" *stares into distance*
 
I think it’s quite obvious from the above that Mark, Jo Jo and Jean have manufactured this whole event for a bit of local fame.

Poor Rose being at the centre of this mindless attention seeking debacle
 
Humans are miles better than dogs. For example I don't
**** on the floor
Lick complete strangers in the face
Lick my balls
Bark loudly at 2am for no F***ing reason whatsoever.
Get stuck in wells.








Usually.
 
I'm dog tired of reading about all this. I'm gonna find one of my cats, put it under the floor boards then call in TeessideLive. Figure they will want a bit of this action after seeing Halifax Examiner take all the online news creds
 
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