"You're crazy Jake. It's a suicide mission."This will definitely be a movie in a few years.
Steve coogan as a bloke with a bit of rope.
James Corden as the dog.
Barry Keioghehan as the bloke on the internet who says **** the dog.
Toby Jones as the bloke who was offended by what the bloke on the internet says.
My dog is too scared to go beyond the back garden since he got attacked by a dog a couple of years ago whilst my teenage step daughters where walking him. He is also 13 and occasionally has seizures so I think potholing is beyond my poor little Charlie now.Thankfully my dog is far to fat to ever fall into a crevice.
I've met humans who do all of them things. ;)Humans are miles better than dogs. For example I don't
**** on the floor
Lick complete strangers in the face
Lick my balls
Bark loudly at 2am for no F***ing reason whatsoever.
Get stuck in wells.
Usually.
You would if you could...Lick my balls
I know, imagine refusing to phone an ambulance for someone.Proof dogs are better than many humans, right here.
Was it via a specialist website…I've met humans who do all of them things. ;)
you speak for yourselfHumans are miles better than dogs. For example I don't
**** on the floor
Lick complete strangers in the face
Lick my balls
Bark loudly at 2am for no F***ing reason whatsoever.
Get stuck in wells.
Usually.