Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Usually mine have a pleasantly robust beefy flavour with lots of character and notes of chestnut and mahogany. Just had an omelette though and let rip with an eggy one. Had to open the windows and the cat left the room after giving me a funny look.

 

[Trug]

Better than other peoples farts.
I once farted and even the dog started whimpering before legging it from the living room. It's fair to say that no body else ventured into the living room either for the next hour or so

 

[chickenrunner]

Usually mine have a pleasantly robust beefy flavour with lots of character and notes of chestnut and mahogany. Just had an omelette though and let rip with an eggy one. Had to open the windows and the cat left the room after giving me a funny look.

Technically described as an 'eggy freshener' I believe. I do have a habit of wafting the fart up so I can smell how bad it is and then issue a warning to those in the area if I think it may cause distress.

 

[boroboy6872]

the ones that follow you round the house are my faves

 

[afcb_acklam]

next day ale-y beer farts are horrific

 

[Borotommo]

My favourite are post-curry night farts. I love the meaty depth of the madras, and the sweet coconut highlights from the peshwari Nan. The aroma enhanced by the floral coriander. My kids think I’m mad when I explain this to them, whilst holding them tight to me on the sofa.
the added “sting” of the ring piece also reminds me of the original heat on the tastebuds.

 

[BoroFur]

Love mine yet surprisingly the Mrs doesn't

 

[chickenrunner]

A fart is a nice thing,
It gives the belly ease,
Warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

 

[joeydiaz]

For the most part yes but there’s been a few in the past which have made me feel utterly ashamed of myself.

 

[chickenrunner]

For the most part yes but there’s been a few in the past which have made me feel utterly ashamed of myself.

Followed through?

 

[Nosmo-King]

Oh how this level of debate…. Need a schoolboy version - take Nobby as an honorary member….

 

[Boro in Devon]

As a kid I had a bad habit in the bath. If you were to take a container such as a cup, and filled it with water.
You could turn it upside down in the water, between your legs.
If you were to fart at this point, you could collect a pure, unadulterated amount of farty gas.
This then gave you the option of ignition if you had access to a lighter, or you could inhale the gas.
I discovered that my farts were a major safety hazard and the resulting noise from the bathroom alerted my parents and me explanations were never understood or believed.

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

Oh how this level of debate…. Need a schoolboy version - take Nobby as an honorary member….

I saw that......

 

[HundredRoom]

Someone at school could get a good flame by lighting them.

I prefer the build up of one brewing and try to hold it back. A bit like something else I do in that region.

As for the smell, then the fruity ones are best

 

[Craggyjohn]

Sometimes fart when walking the dog with a big coat on and it makes its way up through the collar to wake me up......

 

[Wiseman_Vaughn]

There's a lot of aroma talk on this thread but I think the loud ass non stinkers are a thing to be appreciated. The ones that last an unnatural length of time. A serious bloating belly full of gas is needed for his exercise. how long can you sustain the paaaaarrrrpppp?

 

[Red_is_best]

Love mine yet surprisingly the Mrs doesn't

My Mrs has no grounds to complain. None. Last night hers was caustic. It ripped out the back of my throat. Response? “Its your fault, you fed me”

 

[Boro in Devon]

I dont know if anyone else has tried this, but farting in a wetsuit while under water is quite an amusing situation. Particularly when the gas escapes from your neck area.