Dad Jokes - all welcome!


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I have a friend who is a fighter pilot, but because of the lockdown he’s off work. I asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he’s at a loose end, and he jumped at the chance.

I must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.🛩️


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“Where are we going son”?

“I’m taking you to get the AstraZenica Dad”.

“I’m not having one of them. There’s nowt wrong with me Moggy 1000”.


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The other day my car sat nav asked me to turn around when possible, I did that and then I couldn't see where I was going.
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All these so called 'Super Villain' enemies of Spider Man and none of them thought to put him in a bath tub???