Dad Jokes - all welcome!

r00fie1

Well-known member
How do you know when someone is a vegan?
Because they tell you...
again,
and again
and again......
 

r00fie1

Well-known member
I have a friend who is a fighter pilot, but because of the lockdown he’s off work. I asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he’s at a loose end, and he jumped at the chance.

I must say, he made a lovely job of the landing.🛩️
 

sambaDTR

Well-known member
“Where are we going son”?

“I’m taking you to get the AstraZenica Dad”.

“I’m not having one of them. There’s nowt wrong with me Moggy 1000”.
 

SalfordBoro

Member
The other day my car sat nav asked me to turn around when possible, I did that and then I couldn't see where I was going.
 
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Lefty

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One of the confusing things for Republicans in Congress is that when asked what colour he is, Donald said 'I'm peach'.
 
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