First (and last) AP game I took Gnomelet No1 to, he was 4.
Took him to a friendly played between Synthonia and Boro at Billingham Town's ground just after Robson took over. Sitting on the touchline, after a while the conversation went
"Dad, what are they trying to do?"
I didn't think this was anything other than obvious but you get to know with 4 year olds that nothing is given.
"The team in the red shirts are trying to kick the ball into *that* goal and the team in the green shirts are trying to kick the ball into *that* goal.
Silence for about 10 seconds.
"Why have they only got one ball?"
"Eh?"
Be easier if they had a ball each"
I have to admit for a few seconds my imagination ran riot and I wondered if the rest of the world had been missing a trick and what a riot we might have missed.
Still don't know the answer to that one.