Boris married Carrie today??

[TeessideCleveland]

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds reportedly marry in secret ceremony

Pair exchanged vows at Westminster Cathedral on Saturday, according to newspapers

www.theguardian.com

 

[fella]

Think you answered your own question there.

 

[Coluka]

It is an insurance policy she will be cashing in post 2024 thats all.

 

[bumface]

Took a lass called Carrie to the prom once and played a bit of a prank on her. That didn't end well at all.

 

[jam69]

Why on earth would you marry a fella who cheated on his wife whilst she was having treatment for cancer, and you were not even the person he was shaging?
And he had lots of other kids he refused to acknowledge.

 

[Coluka]

Why on earth would you marry a fella who cheated on his wife whilst she was having treatment for cancer, and you were not even the person he was shaging?
And he had lots of other kids he refused to acknowledge.

£££££££££££££££££££££££££

 

[Randy]

Why on earth would you marry a fella who cheated on his wife whilst she was having treatment for cancer, and you were not even the person he was shaging?
And he had lots of other kids he refused to acknowledge.

Wu Tang got it right.

"Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

Cream.

Get the money, dollar dollar bill y'all"

 

[Mr.DerbyCountyFC]

Thought it’s next year ? Unless they changed their plans and moved it forward maybe?

 

[Coluka]

Thought it’s next year ? Unless they changed their plans and moved it forward maybe?

Apparently he was desperate to take her up the Aisle

 

[sambaDTR]

Wonder if he will get his legover tonight?

 

[Coluka]

Wonder if he will get his legover tonight?

There is more chance of Rob Roberts being declared a wonderful MP

 

[bumface]

Wonder if he will get his legover tonight?

I'm never going to be able to sleep tonight now that you've planted that dreadful, grotesque image in my head. Cheers for that samba.

 

[NZBoro1]

Who paid for the reception though?

 

[The_Unicorn]

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds reportedly marry in secret ceremony

Pair exchanged vows at Westminster Cathedral on Saturday, according to newspapers

www.theguardian.com

I thought divorcees couldn't marry in a Catholic Church?

 

[Berwickhillbilly]

Was Dom best man

 

[Rishworthian]

Who cares

 

[Capybara]

I thought divorcees couldn't marry in a Catholic Church?

According to the wireless this morning, all of Johnson's other marriages weren't in catholic churches so they don't count as far as the catholic church is concerned or summat. He'll be knackered if he wants his next marriage to be in a catholic church.

 

[SuperStu]

Thought it’s next year ? Unless they changed their plans and moved it forward maybe?

Gets Cummings out the news cycle doesn't it.

 

[bear66]

Getting it done before the June lockdown?

 

[SmallTown]

Wonder if he will get his legover tonight?

He will. Whether she will is another matter