Boris’s bubbles

Duffman

Duffman

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I didn't think it was possible for this buffoon to make things any worse but his latest pronouncements are barking mad. Who sits down and makes this up?
 
It’s absolute twaddle is what it is. Screams more make it up as we go along. If this is the best that Eton can produce, anyone paying for their child’s education there should be looking elsewhere.

But we know it has nothing to do with education, it’s about who and what you know and how to exploit these relationships.

Scary that the ruling classes are so dim.
 
Then we go to the public questions, which always come in advance of the announcements, and are supposed to be random and unseen.

There is a question about the support bubble?????
 
A cynical person might think that someone in government wants to have relations with someone and they are creating the allowance to do so.
 
Single people can now visit other people’s homes. Presumably dating website owners had plenty of dirt on Boris and his cronies so Tinder and Grinders owners are happy tonight!
 
I'm going to be on tinder tonight.
You chaps do realise sex is quite important for the continuation of the human race?
I'm hoping to be able to attract someone due to the 2 kilos of flour I possess.
In the before world things like attractiveness and wealth were king. No longer. A stockpile of toilet paper, eggs and flour will help me attract buxom women who enjoy baking. I am a man with a spoon in a world of soup.
 
Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret said:
I'm going to be on tinder tonight.
You chaps do realise sex is quite important for the continuation of the human race?
I'm hoping to be able to attract someone due to the 2 kilos of flour I possess.
In the before world things like attractiveness and wealth were king. No longer. A stockpile of toilet paper, eggs and flour will help me attract buxom women who enjoy baking. I am a man with a spoon in a world of soup.
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Will you be throwing the prospective conquests into the flour to find the damp spot?
 
Way_Out_West said:
A cynical person might think that someone in government wants to have relations with someone and they are creating the allowance to do so.
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This cynical person thinks it's more to do with keeping today's Prof Ferguson's damning testimony of Johnson's cull out of the headlines eg "The epidemic was doubling every three to four days before lockdown interventions were introduced. So had we introduced lockdown measures a week earlier, we would have then reduced the final death toll by at least a half."
 
A journalist was trying to explain how this would work this morning, for example if a couple who don’t live together wanted to form a bubble, but they both have kids with other people. He got into a right knot trying to work it out - then gave up.

If it cant be explained, it can’t be enforced.
 
We've enforced nothing apart from a few fines:
barbques
Clap for carers
VE day
Protests
Mr Cummins

But....
Quarantine laws are strict :)
 
Do you people always struggle with such basic concepts? I'm completely on board with the government not being up to scratch but you dismiss everything that comes out of their mouth as incomprehensible just to score some sort of fake internet point but it just makes you look like morons. I think it is you lot that have the problem.

It's really very simple; I can't believe anyone would struggle to comprehend it. It gives people that live on their own a chance to merge with one other household. That's it. Which bit don't you understand?

As for it not being enforceable, none of it is. The whole lockdown thing (outside of the mandatory closed businesses etc) is a social contract and you are supposed to do what the rules say but we all know there is nothing actually stopping anyone from doing anything. You are free to break all the rules if you want but anyone that does is just being selfish.
 
Laughing said:
I am with Boromike on this, apart from the moron comment. It is an imperfect adaptation of the lockdown guidance, but offers some advice for those struggling and living on their own. A way to reconnect with at least some people.
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Yes exactly he has a good point but don't know why he felt the need to throw in an insult
 
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