RedAsABeetroot
Well-known member
Calm down and chill out
I lost a plot once. It was awful.I think Norman has lost the plot kid....
How can your head stick out of your mouth ?
My mouth was actually part of my head last time I checked....
Well thats the thanks you get for highlighting social injustice and protecting those who wish to transition to the bumface race during their lives. I may have to self identify as Top Cat nowI'm being nice to you for the moment coluka. That could change very quickly. If I wasn't sitting here waiting to do a bit of bat-watching I'd track you down and eat your face for insulting me and my people like that.
Just think how inside out you must look when your head comes out of your mouth.I think Norman has lost the plot kid....
How can your head stick out of your mouth ?
My mouth was actually part of my head last time I checked....
It might explain the notebooks thoughJust think how inside out you must look when your head comes out of your mouth.
Are you getting narky with me?Well thats the thanks you get for highlighting social injustice and protecting those who wish to transition to the bumface race during their lives. I may have to self identify as Top Cat now
No, a bit catty maybe …… meeeeoooowAre you getting narky with me?
Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.No, a bit catty maybe …… meeeeoooow
I went out a while ago and saw a bat flying around, I would have liked to identify what type of bat but Chris Packham wasn't about. It was small and black if that helps ??Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.
I do, I have them in my loft space. I have a safe environment for them, cordoned off for privacy, I don’t want to see what acts they perform, but so long as they eat the moths, midges etc then i’m happyDo you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.
This is the mating season for my people, mate. I'm too knackered to get narky with anyone on here at the moment. And I've done my knee in too. I'm back on the Voltarol.Bumface, how do you deal with this weather and not getting narky?
You must want to wipe yourbumface every 5 minures
We've got half a dozen that start off near our house and then the circle spreads out and they disappear to do bat things.Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.
I think it is spelt vitriolThis is the mating season for my people, mate. I'm too knackered to get narky with anyone on here at the moment. And I've done my knee in too. I'm back on the Voltarol.
I spit vitriol. I rub the Voltarol gel on my knee. It isn't helping. It hurts like a hurty thing.I think it is spelt vitriol
The ones in my loft that i know of for certain are called, Rooty, Brooksy, Boycsy and Lumby, there will be a whole squad I’m sure but i do think those 4 are distinctive, although it might be me thats just batty likeWe've got half a dozen that start off near our house and then the circle spreads out and they disappear to do bat things.
You're going to have to let Doctor Nobby have a look at that knee....I spit vitriol. I rub the Voltarol gel on my knee. It isn't helping. It hurts like a hurty thing.
How am I supposed to kick you up the @rse when my knee is knackered? This is really upsetting.You're going to have to let Doctor Nobby have a look at that knee....
PS I'm not a proper Doctor
Have to say I’m surprised Michael Lumb has been paid homage to in this little group. He’s in esteemed company.The ones in my loft that i know of for certain are called, Rooty, Brooksy, Boycsy and Lumby, there will be a whole squad I’m sure but i do think those 4 are distinctive, although it might be me thats just batty like
Again the lack of empirical evidence is troublesome, Dicky will be spinning on his crease, his son, whom he is rightly proud of, never made the T.N.Pearce’s XI, like his dad did in a team at Scarborough’s much lauded cricket festival.Have to say I’m surprised Michael Lumb has been paid homage to in this little group. He’s in esteemed company.
When I was young we had a simple TV remote that worked using ultra high sound. If we took it in the garden and pointed it at the bats it confused them.Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.