Board is getting a bit narky at the minute

I'm being nice to you for the moment coluka. That could change very quickly. If I wasn't sitting here waiting to do a bit of bat-watching I'd track you down and eat your face for insulting me and my people like that.
Well thats the thanks you get for highlighting social injustice and protecting those who wish to transition to the bumface race during their lives. I may have to self identify as Top Cat now 🙀
 
Well thats the thanks you get for highlighting social injustice and protecting those who wish to transition to the bumface race during their lives. I may have to self identify as Top Cat now 🙀
Are you getting narky with me?
 
Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.
I went out a while ago and saw a bat flying around, I would have liked to identify what type of bat but Chris Packham wasn't about. It was small and black if that helps ??
 
Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.
I do, I have them in my loft space. I have a safe environment for them, cordoned off for privacy, I don’t want to see what acts they perform, but so long as they eat the moths, midges etc then i’m happy
 
Bumface, how do you deal with this weather and not getting narky?

You must want to wipe your bum face every 5 minures
This is the mating season for my people, mate. I'm too knackered to get narky with anyone on here at the moment. And I've done my knee in too. I'm back on the Voltarol.
 
We've got half a dozen that start off near our house and then the circle spreads out and they disappear to do bat things.
The ones in my loft that i know of for certain are called, Rooty, Brooksy, Boycsy and Lumby, there will be a whole squad I’m sure but i do think those 4 are distinctive, although it might be me thats just batty like 🤷‍♂️
 
The ones in my loft that i know of for certain are called, Rooty, Brooksy, Boycsy and Lumby, there will be a whole squad I’m sure but i do think those 4 are distinctive, although it might be me thats just batty like 🤷‍♂️
Have to say I’m surprised Michael Lumb has been paid homage to in this little group. He’s in esteemed company.
 
Have to say I’m surprised Michael Lumb has been paid homage to in this little group. He’s in esteemed company.
Again the lack of empirical evidence is troublesome, Dicky will be spinning on his crease, his son, whom he is rightly proud of, never made the T.N.Pearce’s XI, like his dad did in a team at Scarborough’s much lauded cricket festival.
 
Do you like bats? I love the little flappy b@stards. This is the perfect time of the evening to be out in the garden watching them.
When I was young we had a simple TV remote that worked using ultra high sound. If we took it in the garden and pointed it at the bats it confused them.
 
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