'Be Brave Like Boris'

I hope Starmer isn't underestimating him. By now there is a litiny of poster fodder, from old people waving to their kids from a home whilst he has a few drinks in the garden, a lady who was in jail for 4 years too long because of his gob. PPE used as a get rich quick scheme, I could go on and on.

I would stay a long way from Brexit, not everyone has the same opinion of the great majority on here.
 
To quote Stewart Lee ;

In 2013 did you ever wake up and think ha ha is boris actually mayor of London?
Or is he just some clown like bumbling idiot doing amusing things whilst the real work is being carried out by Ken Livingsone.
Presumably whilst locked up in a shipping container somewhere !
In this country not italy where the mayor tends to be the person who has touched the most women !

In 2016 did you ever wake up and think ha ha is boris actually foreign secretary of the UK.?
Or is he some clown like bumbling idiot doing amusing things whilst the real work is being carried out by the Russian oligarch son of a former kgb agent in a flat supplied free gratis by the House of Lords!

In 2019 did you ever wake up and think ha ha is boris really prime minister of the UK?
Or is he just some clown like bumbling idiot doing amusing things whilst the real work was being carried out by Dominic Cummings!
 
American_Mary said:
Absolutely not and in the main the response by the Government has been a little slow but decent, my point is that whatever good he does it doesn’t undo his connections with Russia, the reason Putin wants, and has indirectly funded, leaders like Trump and Johnson in the West is he knows they’re compromised and open to influence.
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Borothruandthru said:
To quote Stewart Lee ;

In 2013 did you ever wake up and think ha ha is boris actually mayor of London?
Or is he just some clown like bumbling idiot doing amusing things whilst the real work is being carried out by Ken Livingsone.
Presumably whilst locked up in a shipping container somewhere !
In this country not italy where the mayor tends to be the person who has touched the most women !

In 2016 did you ever wake up and think ha ha is boris actually foreign secretary of the UK.?
Or is he some clown like bumbling idiot doing amusing things whilst the real work is being carried out by the Russian oligarch son of a former kgb agent in a flat supplied free gratis by the House of Lords!

In 2019 did you ever wake up and think ha ha is boris really prime minister of the UK?
Or is he just some clown like bumbling idiot doing amusing things whilst the real work was being carried out by Dominic Cummings!
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Dominic Cummings an un elected farmer who happened to win the vote leave campaign. Due largely to millions of pounds worth of illegal funding including £8 million via ural properties a company involving brexiteer mark francois and allegedly Vladimir putin connections.
 
Billy69_uk said:
I think the good people of the Ukraine would prefer that the UK helps enforce a no fly zone or that the UK makes it possible for Ukrainian refuges to get a UK visa in less than 4 weeks, but I am sure a visit form the tousle haired buffoon lifts their spirits, and makes them glad that they have elected a real leader rather than a hollow self serving husk of an excuse of a human being for Leader.
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A no fly zone won't happen. That's already been discussed to death.
 
I find it funny he went over ther for the optics and got bumped from the prime time yet again by his chancer(ler) 😂

I also think it was a big distraction for the Ukrainians, the amount of security involved in a pointless photo op was obscene, the streets were empty…
 
I wonder if any teessiders are going to follow in boris' footsteps to Ukraine in order to boost their own fame/ popularity ?
John Darwen canoe man is one I know has already thrown his cap in ha ha.
 
We know a song about that don't we children?

Bravely bold Sir Boris rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Boris .
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Boris!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Boris!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen— (made to stop by Boris )

Brave Sir Boris ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Boris turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Boris.

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and ******* off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
 
If he really wants to show himself as a true brave politician how about he does a walkabout amongst the locals somewhere in the UK.
 
Because he is a clever politician. He avoided Andrew Neil like the plague, Corbyn was too honest took him on and looked as if he had the plague.

I really think he is underestimated, a fool he isn't, corrupt, a liar, disgusting he is, but the Tories know how to get the votes in.
 
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