Battle of the Sh1thouses

[atypical_boro]

Coming right up at 7pm!

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

I'm hoping it degenerates into a **** show with all sorts of unsavoury incidents

 

[bumface]

Coming right up at 7pm!

I fought a sh*thouse once. Toughest fight of my life. I've still got the scars.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Coming right up at 7pm!

It looks like I'll be watching the Canal Boat Diaries.

 

[atypical_boro]

I'm hoping it degenerates into a **** show with all sorts of unsavoury incidents

Its exactly the stage of the tournament where that could easily happen. Gloves are off now. 12 goals in 3 games today so far too.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Suarez to come off the bench and take a bite out of Ronaldo

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

It's on a gentle simmer at the moment.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

The true battle of the shithouses is Portugal Vs Netherlands. If this isn't the greatest game of all time it's in the top five. "Jesus Christ may be able to turn the other cheek, but Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ.”

 

[atypical_boro]

Uruguay aren’t even in it yet.

 

[bumface]

Uruguay aren’t even in it yet.

Have you ever punched a toilet mate? It really hurts. I had to strangle it with its own chain in the end. It was the only way. RIP Mr. Armitage Shanks. You fought bravely, but the bum-faced bloke will always win.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Pretty disappointing so far you'd have to say.

 

[bumface]

Terrible game so far.

 

[ThePrisoner]

It looks like I'll be watching the Canal Boat Diaries.

Top episode. Great lock-manship

 

[Littlejimmy]

Most exciting bit just now, the guy with the rainbow flag.

 

[Zoophonic]

Did Ronaldo touch that?

 

[TeaCider]

Did Ronaldo touch that?

I'm biased, but I didn't even see a graze.

That's Bruno Fernandes's goal.

 

[FlapJacks]

Did Ronaldo touch that?

Barely if at all.

 

[Zoophonic]

It’s not like he’d claim it if he didn’t touch it. Right?

 

[Borobuddah]

No he didn’t, even cheats his own team mates

 

[parmoboy]

Ronaldo's such a selfish player. Should have played the ball to Felix on the outside but too focused on trying to score himself. Then seconds later, when he gets the ball back he decides to try and shoot from 30 yards.