Anyone ever been published?

Yep. I didn't know what I wanted to do at that stage, just that I didn't want to go down the usual avenue of getting a trade etc. The 'careers advisor' (a retired teacher working part-time) advised me of my choices: ICI, British Steel or Smith's Dock. All apparently 'jobs for life'!
Ahh that reminds me of another piece of learned advice I got from my Uni head of year. He told me that I would need to try and tone down my accent or get elocution lessons if I wanted to be successful - as strong accents are not successful in the business world.
 
Ahh that reminds me of another piece of learned advice I got from my Uni head of year. He told me that I would need to try and tone down my accent or get elocution lessons if I wanted to be successful - as strong accents are not successful in the business world.
I never got that at Uni but when I first moved to London I was told that exact same thing. Today regional accents are celebrated, as they should be. For years I had to tone down my accent to be understood.
 
To be fair, most of what you say is correct, except... Beans Meanz Heinz was a piece of pure genius. We know this because we all remember it, except, of couse it was Heinz Meanz Beans, wasn't it?

EDIT - Nope it was beans means heinz. Just looked it up.
😁 There’s a good non-fiction book yet to be written about the most money earned for the least amount of work by creatives.

Beans Means Heinz and Alec Guinness’ percentage share in perpetuity of the profits from flippin’ Star Wars have got to be up there.
 
I started writing a bit more seriously after I retired. How anybody does it when they are still working is beyond me. Mind you, how anybody does anything when they're working is beyond me. Full time work is seriously bad for your health.
I've self published one novel, Zero Tolerance, which is a satire about Education, Immigration policy and our current Government. Its much better than it sounds, I hope! Then I had a childrens/YA book published last year - The Watcher and The Friend - which is set in a fictitious 18th century Runswick Bay. The sequel, A Cold Wind Blows, is nearly finished. I also do a lot of blogging.
Its all very enjoyable, as long as you don't expect to make any money. Speaking of which, dont hesitate to give them a go! They are available on Amazon and my websites. Both got very positive reviews from Mr Nicholls of this Parish.
www.growl.blog
www.rjbarron.co.uk
Zero Tolerance
Watcher

The Watcher and The Friend is available on Amazon for the ridiculously cheap price of £1.80 for the paperback. I said you dont make any money!
 
My first forays into the world of work were as a journalist, I wanted to write and that seemed to be the easiest path to achieving that end and get paid, started whilst at college working part-time on the Hartlepool Mail Pink re-writing all the Sunday league reports we'd receive from the league secretaries, I also worked on the property supplement of the Evening Gazette and produced football programmes for several local non-league clubs.

Was offered the chance to go full time at the Mail but decided that being young and ambitious that freelancing was a better option, I became a stringer for the Gazette, Echo, Sunday Sun and others mainly covering non-league football, the courts, local events, and covered race meetings on busy days for the Sporting Life and Weekender.

Really enjoyed parts of the work but found it really frustrating as well, lots of wasted phone time and chasing invoices, so retrained whilst continuing with the sporting stuff that I really enjoyed and eventually moved across to the proper world of a normal job in my early 20's.

After that did some scripts with a mate, sold some ideas and jokes that were used on television and somehow in my early thirties through a friend of a friend had the opportunity to possibly work with Ant and Dec as they went from children's to adult television, by this time my mate was gripped with addiction and refused to meet anyone and wanted to keep all our stuff for ourselves. Always wrote comedy with my friend and felt I would be betraying him and letting them down by pursuing it myself, so my biggest claim to fame is I turned down the chance to work with Ant and Dec.

A few years later my mate, in a rare period of sobriety, and I wrote together again and had several meetings leading to a request for a treatment from John Ryan of BBC North, unfortunately the demons returned for my mate and working with him became nigh on impossible, the treatment was quite rightly rejected. I did some on-line music reviews and worked on some promotional material (Royal Ascot at York was one that springs to mind).

Pre pandemic I was doing quite a lot of travel articles for the airline magazines and was doing some stuff for the Loire Valley tourist bureau, including articles on Joan of Arc, Leonardo da Vinci and Jacques Coeur among others, also some football and horse racing bits and some political stuff for a thing another mate does out of Germany.

In the next few years as I wind down from real life work I'm hoping to expand my writing and have a couple of ideas for some major writing projects that would require full time commitment, so prepping stuff for those at the moment, I've recently been approached to take on a media role at a couple of non-league football clubs and would like to rekindle the airline magazine side hustle sooner rather than later.

Have always loved writing and language and was convinced that it would be the way I'd make my living but I think because it's not been my main source of income that I've been able to continue that love of it and it's never become a chore, hackneyed or work.
 
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Lots of posters, flyers, catalogues and general publicity material that was just part of the job, plus lots of magazines and a few books on various cycling subjects. Wrote a few articles as fillers when there was no writer available.
 
@American_Mary Was looking forward to this one, as you write beautifully. Assumed you were a pro.

Have always loved writing and language and was convinced that it would be the way I'd make my living but I think because it's not been my main source of income that I've been able to continue that love of it and it's never become a chore, hackneyed or work.
Yeah there’s something in that. Was one of the joys of my life to write for money but found it incredibly stressful on a day to day basis after a few years. It’s not like building a cabinet where all it takes is time and craftsmanship; there has to be some inspiration as well. You can’t just grind away at it. Or you can, but it’s a bloody slog, quite terrifying to be faced with an empty page every day with nothing to say, and won’t be good work.

I lost the love for it after a while and certainly stopped writing for fun, outside of messageboards… and moved on to another creative pursuit which I also lost the love for and don’t ever do for fun anymore 😁 Funny double edged sword innit, life!
 
I've had couple of articles published in professional journals, but they're fairly low level: guides to CPR for student nurses etc.

I was awarded my PhD earlier this year, so I'm in the British Library now, and I'm hoping to get some higher level articles published from that. I'm meant to be working on one right now...
 
Seems there are some very talented people on here.

I had a letter printed in Smash Hits in 1986. I complained to Gwen Guthrie about the line “you’ve got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with Me” in Ain’t Nothing Going On But The Rent.

Still got the badge they sent me as a prize.

Utterly embarrassing really…..
 
Various letters in various press over the years ranging from the old Sports Gazette to the Guardian. Editorials and articles in Nalgo/ Unison mags. Articles in Mole Express, 70s Manchester 'underground' paper. An article in Die Welt about town twinning (translated into German for me). Interviewed on R4 'You and Yours' once.
 
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