Akpom

"I luvved my time up there...the fans are fabulous! I loved being called a wonka. Hee hee. But I didnt know ad got sack till I found a brown envelope in me wash bag. Nobody at Burra told me like. If am honest...we were bang average and I had my favourites. I told the rest they were crap.
That Spence was a proppa mardy arze. I told him to ______ ____ and surprisingly he did.
Am blunt me.....stuck up me jumper like.
Still, I did Chris Wilder a favour - left the club in 14th place - a point off 17th place Preston.
Without my players, he couldnt have made 7th place.
Shaz says not to gerrupset.
Eeeee, am pzzd up.
Luvly to talk like......now ave you got that grand you owe me for keeping your secret....."
If I'm honest, Aye, ahm 'appy I kept em up, 'appy I bombed sum rubbish, 'appy I dropped the wage bill for Gibbo, 'appy I signed Crooksy for nowt and 'appy I've made em £15m on Spence.
Rayly, that Wilder kid done well I s'pose, I mean I had em 4 points off the play offs in November and he took them to 5 points off at t'end o't'season, are you with me?
 
If I'm honest, Aye, ahm 'appy I kept em up, 'appy I bombed sum rubbish, 'appy I dropped the wage bill for Gibbo, 'appy I signed Crooksy for nowt and 'appy I've made em £15m on Spence.
Rayly, that Wilder kid done well I s'pose, I mean I had em 4 points off the play offs in November and he took them to 5 points off at t'end o't'season, are you with me?
Am right you know.
It wa good whilst it lasted.
I ad mi foto took on the bike - which amused some on Fly Me Tut Moon.
Eee they`re a funny lot.
Some on em think am a blagger an a bit emotional.
A must admit - a do go on a bit about every club ave managed an been sacked from.
But eee, its bin fun.
Cant wait till Mark Riley retires like.
Oh, sorry, I didnt know he had!
Well you know what they say....ha hah ha.
A luv talking ballcoks on the radio - it makes mee feel important like.
Al si thi(y)
 
‘Kin’ hell, Chuba. Get yersen’ down t’ changies an screw yer feet on there’s a good lad’
 
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