A mirror question: what is the best advice you have given someone?

[spanishman]

For me: advising my second wife to be to pay as much additional voluntary contributions as possible into her company pension scheme.

 

[Man_On]

My dad told me to never trust a fart.

Wise words indeed

 

[Lurkalot]

Never use an electric bacon slicer whilst naked.

 

[Mountain Climber]

To someone threatening to take their own life. In response to stating their thoughts are that they are a bad person, who does not deserve to live, I replied 'A thought is just a thought, not a fact.'

 

[FartingGnome]

This above all to thine own self be true ....

Nicked from one William Shakespeare esq.

Followed by

... And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

 

[Laughing]

A bad day doesn't mean a bad life.

 

[Terryterrycooper]

Do not marry her

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Don't buy Enron shares

 

[r00fie1]

Nil Desperandum

 

[Glover_elbow]

Never trust a single bloke who owns a cat

Dont get into IT as a career

 

[Norfolkred1]

If you cannot take a joke you should not have joined up.