TheLodger in the Northern Echo

bumface said:
I did suggest both myself and the necronomicon on that thread before it was pulled. I think that both of those things do qualify as genuine wastes of skin. The bum faced folk shed their skin pretty regularly. We just grow another one afterwards and that does seem pretty wasteful and unnecessary but that's just nature. We don't do it deliberately. It just happens. And the necronomicon is bound in human skin, and that's a bit creepy, isn't it? And the people who that skin previously belonged to would probably think that using their skin to back a book when the rest of us just used brown paper or old left over wallpaper was a bit of a waste of skin. I stand by my comments. It's a legitimate phrase.
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I've grassed you up to the Gazette.

They're assigning their finest investigative journalist to comb through these spilled beans of yours.

They just need to wake him up, change his nappy and put on his most bestest sleuthing hat first.
 
fella said:
I've grassed you up to the Gazette.

They're assigning their finest investigative journalist to comb through these spilled beans of yours.

They just need to wake him up, change his nappy and put on his most bestest sleuthing hat first.
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Are you the necronomicon mate? Because I'm pretty sure that you're not me. I'm not sure that grassing me up for talking about myself or an imaginary book is much of a story mate. The Gazette will definitely run it though. I'll fight it all the way. They'll have to apologise and back down and print a great big picture of a bum faced man doing a Gazette face on the front page. It'll be great.
 
bumface said:
Are you the necronomicon mate? Because I'm pretty sure that you're not me. I'm not sure that grassing me up for talking about myself or an imaginary book is much of a story mate. The Gazette will definitely run it though. I'll fight it all the way. They'll have to apologise and back down and print a great big picture of a bum faced man doing a Gazette face on the front page. It'll be great.
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I was in the Gazette once for winning a colouring competition. My prize was some colouring pencils...seemed a bit strange as they must have known I already had some !
Thanks👍
 
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Nobby_Barnes said:
I was in the Gazette one for winning a colouring competition. My prize was some colouring pencils...seemed a bit strange as they must have known I already had some !
Thanks👍
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I'd love to see some of your artwork Nobby. Do you still have those pencils? Get scribbling mate. If you spent more time sketching and less time hanging around ponds it would make life a hell of a lot easier for both of us.
 
bumface said:
Are you the necronomicon mate? Because I'm pretty sure that you're not me. I'm not sure that grassing me up for talking about myself or an imaginary book is much of a story mate. The Gazette will definitely run it though. I'll fight it all the way. They'll have to apologise and back down and print a great big picture of a bum faced man doing a Gazette face on the front page. It'll be great.
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It will be magnificent. Double magnificent even.

I'm working out how best to gently alert them to another race of cryptids I recently stumbled upon near a squirrel. They're folk with eggs for fingers. Egg fingered folk if you will (and you should).

It's all fun and games until one of them tries to pick their nose.
 
BoroFur said:
Mike Hind in rare PR opportunity shocker 🤣
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He does enjoy publicising his charity work. Most people raise money and try to keep a low profile, but not him. I acknowledge he has done a great deal for charity but wonder why he goes out of his way to advertise this so much? His companies will also have benefitted no doubt from his altruistic work. I recall once he made quite a public show by putting on facebook how he helps others so much and shouldn't be treated like this, etc etc. His self esteem came across as quite brittle, unlike his ego at the time, and he seems to have a need to be loved and never criticised. This is the mental health nurse in me analysing what I have seen and heard from others - one story was around arriving at James Cook spontaneously with pizzas for the night staff to be told they had already eaten and then kicking off at the staff for not accepting them!! How true this is I don't know. Personally, I respect more those who carry out charity work quietly and without too much self publicity. It feels more sincere.
 
newusername said:
BURN THE BLASPHEMER!
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The bum faced folk don't recognise the authority of the church mate. We have our own religion. I'm kind of a God myself to the rest of them because I'm the clan leader for now. It gets a bit irritating having people worshipping you all of the time. We worship goats too. And rabbits. We don't think that they're Gods. We just really like them.
 
bumface said:
The bum faced folk don't recognise the authority of the church mate. We have our own religion. I'm kind of a God myself to the rest of them because I'm the clan leader for now. It gets a bit irritating having people worshipping you all of the time. We worship goats too. And rabbits. We don't think that they're Gods. We just really like them.
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You are the saviour, and I should know - I've followed a few.
 
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