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I wouldn't be a tiny bit surprised if Russia were given a special invitation to take part in the world cup.

I have an update and it's a very happy one, after a week of testing I was told yesterday that the tumour in the bone of my arm is...

Infantino was hoping Ronaldo could be parachuted into this shambles I think. He's probably still working on a deal to get him into one...

Hasn't he got a pretty much incurable issue that will always keep flaring up and causing him to miss games, plantar fasciitis I think...

It must be a much harder sell to a player if they don't know who the head coach is going to be.

Absolutely no chance whatsoever was Howson on £25k a week last season, the estimates are outdated guesses.

Do you get to choose who goes in the wicker man?

When first appointed I was concerned that he'd been chosen by Scott and imposed on Edwards. Clearly not the case and Edwards has taken...

Probably makes the Zimbabweans feel extra **** about themselves, not deemed good enough to set a record against.

I would have a 'niggle' for as many preseasons as I could get away with.

Probably can't be arsed doing a full pre-season anymore at his age so he'll just stall until the friendlies start then he'll put pen to...

I'm pre-annoyed about the managers of sides that took part in this competition spending the next 10 months moaning about how it has made...

Vaccination scars and dental work would be valid proof, but in a largely uneducated agricultural society you'd not get anywhere talking...

I think to even try to explain it to people would get you locked up in the tower of London and a rather dramatic and first hand...

I’d show my birth certificate tattoo on my todger. It initially looks like ‘M’bro 3172’ but in the right circumstances reads...