Would you rather be

[El Guapo]

A big horse with small hooves
Or
A small horse with big hooves?

 

[Borotommo]

I’d go for A, unless C was available (winged horse with a new quad of Puma Kings)

 

[El Guapo]

I’d go for A, unless C was available (winged horse with a new quad of Puma Kings)

Sadly just the two choices available I’m afraid. Them’s the rules.

 

[Cuthbert]

Is 'hooves' a euphemism here?

 

[Cambsred]

A for me,

Massive but with no grace.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

I’d go for A, unless C was available (winged horse with a new quad of Puma Kings)

Hoof

 

[El Guapo]

Is 'hooves' a euphemism here?

No

 

[swordtrombonefish]

I'd have to take issue with the exclusion of the Unicorn - which would be my choice.
Diversity and inclusion or nothing at all.

This is the neigh!

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Whichever you choose, for god's sake don't go near St James's on a matchday!