It would be like an episode of Dad's Army if you sent us lot.
Captain Mainwairing - borolad259 (He's got to be Captain Mainwaring just for his 'The End?' thread)
Sergeant Wilson - HarryVegas (Always seems laid back and quietly questions other's opinions without offending, "Do you think that's wise, sir?")
Private Walker - TheFragranceGuy (If you want to know or buy anything, he's your man)
Lance Corp Jones - roofie1 (His army picture said it all)
Private Godfrey - Juninhoburger (He reminds me of a shopkeeper)
Private Frazer - Defebder 4 x 4 (We are doomed after every defeat)
Private Pike - atypical_boro ('Stupid boy' - just an age thing
. I once said he didn't fully understand something because of his age, so he had to be Pike)
ARP Warden Hodges - Nobby_Barnes (Nobby's Notebook rubs some posters up the wrong way, just like Hodges does. I like it and keep it going)
The Vicar - Aet290204 (I always get a mental picture of Leonard Finch (Grantchester) when I speak with AET)
The Verger - TheLodger (Just for his council work)
As for me, I would be Gunner Harold out of It Ain't Half Hot Mum. I look like him when I have my shorts on and even call a beige pair I wear 'My Don Estelles.'
All of the above is just a bit of fun and not meant to offend anyone. If it does, please let me know and I will remove it.
Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?
Mr. Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty-one,
But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.
So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler,
If you think old England's done?