I always wanted wyly coyote to get squished and die from an anvil being droppedAs a kid I was desperate for d*ck Dastardly to win at least one Whacky Race. He came close, but he never did.
The problem with Mr Dastardly is that he could be leading the race by a country mile, clean air ahead and nobody in his rear view mirror with the finishing line 200m away over the next brow, and he would decide that this was the perfect time to stop, set a fiendish trap for his rivals, and hide behind a bush to watch what transpired.As a kid I was desperate for d*ck Dastardly to win at least one Whacky Race. He came close, but he never did.
You’ve summed his toils up far better than I could have. On paper he had the best car, but on the one occasion he decided to race fairly, his rocket booster fell off the back of his car, just yards from the finishing line.The problem with Mr Dastardly is that he could be leading the race by a country mile, clean air ahead and nobody in his rear view mirror with the finishing line 200m away over the next brow, and he would decide that this was the perfect time to stop, set a fiendish trap for his rivals, and hide behind a bush to watch what transpired.
What usually transpired was that the rest of the race would go over, under or around the trap leaving Mr Dastardly to finish a distant last. We can all learn from this by endeavouring each day to avoid the self inflicted pitfalls that befell Mr Dastardly on a daily basis.
Or, don't be a d*ck.
Yeah i meant road runnerIsn't he supposed to be the bad guy?
Poor bloke can't catch a break. Not only does he have to contend with the laws of physics not applying to him, his film where he sued ACME got canned by Warner bros as a tax loss.
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Technically he did. But then he was disqualifiedAs a kid I was desperate for d*ck Dastardly to win at least one Whacky Race. He came close, but he never did.
He was more scheming and angry before he lost weight.
You mena "had a shave" which is how the writers managed to deal with Giamattis weightloss during the covid break!He was more scheming and angry before he lost weight.
I preferred that Chuck I think.