When is a hospital a hospital....

[kuepper]

A ‘new hospital’ is apparently a single new wing containing a clinical service, or a refurbishment of an existing building with a new sign. So put a new tyre on a car and you have a new car

 

[bear66]

So everytime a hospital unit is closed, they'll announce a hospital closure?

 

[NYboro]

So everytime a hospital unit is closed, they'll announce a hospital closure?

No, they'll brush it under the carpet.

 

[Chris_Boro]

Every time a child in the hospital waiting room builds something out of Lego, a Tory MP will be waiting to announce it as a new hospital.

 

[bear66]

Every time a child in the hospital waiting room builds something out of Lego, a Tory MP will be waiting to announce it as a new hospital.

Only blue bricks allowed.

 

[BiggEggo]

The analogy I heard, that best sums it up... if Sajid Javids wife were to get a new pair of knockers, then that means Sajid Javid gets a new wife. Simple.