What to eat when you come home drunk

Brian Marwood

Brian Marwood

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I’ve been out tonight. It was great, I’m even not slitting my wrist at the footy as we were on the beach and happy for you lot as I have a kindred spirit on here.

But I get home and I’m starving after a gallon of ale and I want something quick as I’m tired too.

Toast, cereal or do I become the devil and eat the kids Easter eggs.

It’s a real dilemma.
 
Brian Marwood said:
I’ve been out tonight. It was great, I’m even not slitting my wrist at the footy as we were on the beach and happy for you lot as I have a kindred spirit on here.

But I get home and I’m starving after a gallon of ale and I want something quick as I’m tired too.

Toast, cereal or do I become the devil and eat the kids Easter eggs.

It’s a real dilemma.
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Pint of water for starters. Cheese toastie?
 
I always think cheese on toast is a solid option!

I skipped tea tonight as got held up at work, so got in and reheated a home made burrito from last night (I always make way more than required to use for lunches etc.). Finished off in the air fryer to crisp up!

Sriracha sauce and sour cream to accompany. Lovely!
 
I can still remember a story told on Gary Phillpson's radio show on Tees many years ago about a guy who came home starving from the pub, decided he was hungry and went into the fridge.

He saw a tuppware container containing two obviously raw, broken eggs.....yellow yolks surrounded by the clear egg white.

He got the frying pan out, turned the hob on and poured the eggs into the frying pan and waited. And waited. And waited.

The eggs were taking forever to cook and he fell asleep waiting for them to finish. After a while the liquid evaporated, the pan started smoking and set the smoke alarm off. Luckily this woke his wife up and she came down and gave him a bollocking for trying to heat up two apricot halves in the own juices in a frying pan. 🤣
 
Brian Marwood said:
I’ve been out tonight. It was great, I’m even not slitting my wrist at the footy as we were on the beach and happy for you lot as I have a kindred spirit on here.

But I get home and I’m starving after a gallon of ale and I want something quick as I’m tired too.

Toast, cereal or do I become the devil and eat the kids Easter eggs.

It’s a real dilemma.
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I’m surprised you didn’t sit down to a slice of humble pie 😃
 
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