This Escaped Prisoner

Norfolkred1 said:
We got a new Guv at the nick I worked in. He was known as a hatchet man. Got us all together and announced he was going to sack the lame and lazy, and he did. His words were 'why am I paying them and why are you carrying them' They can claim against me but I will have 6 months of their wages to fight them with. It worked. He was a ter wat like.
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The lazy - fair enough. But to sack the lame seems a bit harsh, didn't they have any rights back then?
 
Rofesleg said:
The lazy - fair enough. But to sack the lame seems a bit harsh, didn't they have any rights back then?
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Like I said he was a hatchet man and was renowned for it. This was only in 2014 so not that long ago. He did not want his workers carrying and filling in extra shifts to keep the Big house going.
 
coluka said:
Prison security is said to be in a terrible state, 7 staff for 1500 prisoners on some nights and regularly between 33% to 45% off ‘unable to work at any one time. Wandsworth is an even bigger accident waiting to happen right now.

Another tory success story, is there any public service they haven’t ruined?
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not fuc.king one
 
Yup me and Mrs F been saying for a couple of days fuss seems out of all proportion to his ‘alleged‘ crimes. More to this than meets the eye, they want him back desperately and it’s got nowt to do with honeycomb schools.
 
Cat A prisoner working in the kitchen of a Cat B jail.

Escape very likely pre planned, possibly prison staff involved.

Has Lebanese parent born in SW London. Employed in the British Army, caught spying for a foreign power soon after joining. Then caught making a fake bomb.

If he wasn't so serious if would be a Ealing Comedy.
 
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I think another prison escaped from the same prison the same way not too long ago, so it's possible he's not had any assistance.
 
This is one crazy story. I went missing for 8 weeks earlier this year, I guess the difference is no one cared to look for me :D
 
Redwurzel said:
Cat A prisoner working in the kitchen of a Cat B jail.

Escape very likely pre planned, possibly prison staff involved.

Has Lebanese parent born in SW London. Employed in the British Army, caught spying for a foreign power soon after joining. Then caught making a fake bomb.

If he wasn't so serious if would be a Ealing Comedy.
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probably get bailed
 
Berwickhillbilly said:
probably get bailed
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There's this gadge who was a low level pervert. Kept looking up little girls skirts. Wouldn't stop. Not the worst criminal ever but one beyond any hope of redemption. The judge decides to bail him and gives him strict conditions, to try to stop him offending again. He had run before so the judge puts in a bail conditions intended to stop him leaving the country, including having to spend 80% of his time in his home address.

Trouble is he lived on a houseboat and of course he ****ed off. No use giving someone a bail condition to stay inside their house if you can move your house. :D
 
Norfolkred1 said:
Like I said he was a hatchet man and was renowned for it. This was only in 2014 so not that long ago. He did not want his workers carrying and filling in extra shifts to keep the Big house going.
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How did their replacements workout? He did replace them, right?
 
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