These Russians fall easier than Isaiah Jones

[Norman_Conquest]

Another one who supposedly fell out of a window.

Russian sausage tycoon Pavel Antov dies in Indian hotel fall

Meat millionaire Pavel Antov, who recently denied criticising the war in Ukraine, had just turned 65.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Transitarmy]

Did he lose out to the Koreans over a 5 year, million pound deal for pigs in blankets?

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

His friend died a couple of days before in the same hotel, the ruski’s say it was because he was sad about that ( nothing to do with him criticising the war and not funding it - obvs)

Gravity often has a terminal ending.

 

[Lefty]

Which is plummeting faster, the Russian economy or the Russian Oligarchs?

 

[jeff_potato]

Surely the Russian people recognise this euphemistic death in the same way that the British do when a politician suddenly wants to spend more time with their family, in no way whatsoever connected to the financial misconduct or sexual scandal about to hit the tabloids.

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Defenestration is fast becoming the biggest cause of death amongst the outspoken wealthy Russians…

 

[Yearbyred]

Getting wealthy in Russia seems to lead to a lot of balance issues.

 

[Muttley]

 

[Druss_The_Legend]

If I was a rich Russian I would honestly only go to single story buildings, and not drink tea.