The Warno Dream Scenario...

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Imagine this situation, it would be amazing.

Comes down to a last day decider and we are two points behind Hull going into our game against Sheffield Wednesday.

Warno's old boys Cardiff score a 92nd minute goal against Hull, just as the ball rolls behind for a Boro corner in our edgy stalemate.

Inspired, Warno substitutes himself on, taking off Assombalonga.

He sprints on - naked - trying to reach the penalty box before the corner is whipped in.

Warno doesn't make it in time. But, the underhit corner is cleared straight to Warno who is positioned exactly between the centre circle and the edge of the box.

He traps the ball dead. Rolls the ball with the bottom of his foot, and unleashes an unstoppable piledriver straight into the top right corner of the net, clipping the bar as it flies in.

That would be a great way to save us from relegation.
 
To get back to the warning that I’ve received, you might take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It's suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip, so be my guest. But please be advised that there’s a warning on that one, okay?
 
To get back to the warning that I’ve received, you might take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It's suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip, so be my guest. But please be advised that there’s a warning on that one, okay?

Yeah... I have no idea what you're on about.
 
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