The Substance - Movie

[newyddion]

Has anyone seen it?

Loads of people raving about it.. won a Cannes film festival award for best screenplay.

I thought it was totally dump.. LOADS of plot holes.. loads of of bits of other films shoehorned into it without any.. substance.

It’s like that Alanis Morrisette song..

 

[rkangel]

Falls apart in the last 15 minutes, but totally enjoyable till then. The whole cast are enjoying themselves so much you can't help but smile too,

 

[newyddion]

Falls apart in the last 15 minutes, but totally enjoyable till then. The whole cast are enjoying themselves so much you can't help but smile too,

Made no sense.. they all looked very smug with themselves. It was a very Hollywood movie.

Teen gore fest dressed up as a chin stroking commentary on society.

 

[Comforts_comforter]

A waste of 2 hours and 20 minutes of my life.
Awful film and it made absolute no sense to me, whatsoever.

 

[Mwelolo]

Utterly ridiculous film.

It starts off a bit daft but descends into something quite ludicrous.

The ending is just stupid.

 

[newyddion]

A waste of 2 hours and 20 minutes of my life.
Awful film and it made absolute no sense to me, whatsoever.

Looked interesting.. thought it was gonna be a black mirror sort of thing.

Utter garbage

 

[newyddion]

Utterly ridiculous film.

It starts off a bit daft but descends into something quite ludicrous.

The ending is just stupid.

The idea is good and the point that it is trying to make is valid.

The execution is dreadful and the point is lost with the multiple shark jumps it makes.

I’d like to see it remade in Britain.. make a good film out of it.

 

[rkangel]

It would appear I'm happy to enjoy the stupid. I have no problem with that.

 

[Big_Fat_Parmo]

Falls apart in the last 15 minutes, but totally enjoyable till then.

Agreed.

 

[newyddion]

It would appear I'm happy to enjoy the stupid. I have no problem with that.

You mean.. Wabs n’ Piabs

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

Been toying with it but if you're not a fan Newy, I might give it a miss.

Need a good horror for Thursday night though.

 

[newyddion]

Been toying with it but if you're not a fan Newy, I might give it a miss.

Need a good horror for Thursday night though.

You don’t want to sit through 2 hours and 20 minutes of plot holes it’ll do your head in.

Teesside Park..

The Front Room 1hr 26 22:15pm

Salem's Lot 1hr 51 22:00pm​

(Based on Stephen King’s novel)

This one looks quite familiar..

Smile 2 also looks better than The Substance

 

[rkangel]

Longlegs is terrible, despite Nicolas Cage chomping at everything. A bad film made worse by the sound of breathing. Smile does look quite good.

 

[newyddion]

Longlegs is terrible, despite Nicolas Cage chomping at everything. A bad film made worse by the sound of breathing. Smile does look quite good.

REMOVED!

 

[rkangel]

(y):D

 

[newyddion]

(y):D

He wants striking off the acting register for the part he playe in the wicker man.

The audacity of Americans thinking they could do that story justice.

If they had done a creepy culty thing in the Deep South without Coppola’s nepo turd.. then we might have had a canny film.

Ya cannea have some pagan type stuff going down in the US.. they’ve just never had it.

New Orleans will have had some crazy voodoo stuff going down back in the day.

I bet the Mormons will have done some weird stuff back in the day anorl.

 

[bumface]

I liked it.

 

[newyddion]

I liked it.

Well.. I think we know why that is!

 

[newyddion]

@bumface have you seen skins on Netflix?

 

[bumface]

Well.. I think we know why that is!

Racist.