The Premier League is never this exciting
- Thread starter Lefty
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Uksake
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Padiham, there's a place
We played Burnley in 2016 boxing day away. My mate lives in Padiham so stayed there on boxing day night, he is a Burnley fan. Planned going to turf Moor in the afternoon then out for a few in Padiham in the evening. Anyway, started drinking about 12pm and didn't make the match so just got hammered in his front room.
As 7pm approached, we started getting ready to go to the local club. I was warned not to say I was from Teesside as there was some naughty lads in the local who hated us.
First lad I was introduced to looked a headcase. He asked where I was from and because everyone just presumes we're geordies I said Newcastle. I got a pint bought for me instantly as he said they were the salt of the earth!!!
As the night progressed, I became an adopted geordie in my head and had a great time.
I then lost my mate and ended up walking towards the m65 absolutely hammered.
No key when I eventually got back and he'd cleared off leaving me to freeze to death in -2c outside!
I knocked on a neighbour's door at 2am and he let me have the couch.
Hed gone back to a lasses house and left me!!
Conclusion:- Don't go to Padiham social club unless you're from a NE Postcode
We played Burnley in 2016 boxing day away. My mate lives in Padiham so stayed there on boxing day night, he is a Burnley fan. Planned going to turf Moor in the afternoon then out for a few in Padiham in the evening. Anyway, started drinking about 12pm and didn't make the match so just got hammered in his front room.
As 7pm approached, we started getting ready to go to the local club. I was warned not to say I was from Teesside as there was some naughty lads in the local who hated us.
First lad I was introduced to looked a headcase. He asked where I was from and because everyone just presumes we're geordies I said Newcastle. I got a pint bought for me instantly as he said they were the salt of the earth!!!
As the night progressed, I became an adopted geordie in my head and had a great time.
I then lost my mate and ended up walking towards the m65 absolutely hammered.
No key when I eventually got back and he'd cleared off leaving me to freeze to death in -2c outside!
I knocked on a neighbour's door at 2am and he let me have the couch.
Hed gone back to a lasses house and left me!!
Conclusion:- Don't go to Padiham social club unless you're from a NE Postcode