THE NORTH KOREAN RONALDO

newyddion

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Han Kwang-Song 24yo ex Juventus striker currentply with out a club and has been since 2021
joined a Barcelona based academy aged just 15, an Italian academy aged 16 and from there joined Cagliari for around £500k. Loan Spells to Perugia and Juventus led him to join Juventus for around £4.5m various state interventions (from North Korea) put his stay at risk, not being allowed to play in a showcase or take inrerviews were apparantly two stipulations. This resulted in a move to Qatar Stars team Al-Duhail for £6.3m and reportedly on £80k a week still only 21 a very pacy technical player was seen as the best North Korea had to offer. Potentially a future superstar, offers from Arsenal and Liverpool fell into difficulty when the UN sanctions saw his contract with Al-Duhail prematurely terminated.


What has this got to do with us?

Well.. Middlesbrough has quite the connection with North Korea
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Combine that with Karen Nelson‘s skills to cut through red tape and deliver seemingly impossible paperwork along with our fans uncanny ability to #FreeJelleVossen and #FreeRodrigoMuniz

We might have to proclaim Middlesbrough to be ’The Finest Team in Football.. the world has ever seen, in any and all future interviews. The U.N. might have to come and watch a few Boro games and Kim Jong-un will no doubt be after a few free tracksuits.. we could pick this lad up for a song.
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Time to roll our the social medias?
#FreeHanKwangSong
 
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r00fie1

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Han Kwang-Song 24yo ex Juventus striker currentply with out a club and has been since 2021
joined a Barcelona based academy aged just 15, an Italian academy aged 16 and from there joined Cagliari for around £500k. Loan Spells to Perugia and Juventus led him to join Juventus for around £4.5m various state interventions (from North Korea) put his stay at risk, not being allowed to play in a showcase or take inrerviews were apparantly two stipulations. This resulted in a move to Qatar Stars team Al-Duhail for £6.3m and reportedly on £80k a week still only 21 a very pacy technical player was seen as the best North Korea had to offer. Potentially a future superstar, offers from Arsenal and Liverpool fell into difficulty when the UN sanctions saw his contract with Al-Duhail prematurely terminated.


What has this got to do with us?

Well.. Middlesbrough has quite the connection with North Korea

Combine that with Karen Nelson‘s skills to cut through red tape and deliver seemingly impossible paperwork along with our fans uncanny ability to #FreeJelleVossen and #FreeRodrigoMuniz

We might have to proclaim Middlesbrough to be ’The Finest Team in Football.. the world has ever seen, in any and all future interviews. The U.N. might have to come and watch a few Boro games and Kim Jong-un will no doubt be after a few free tracksuits.. we could pick this lad up for a song.

Time to roll our the social medias?
#FreeHanKwangSong
Related to Hank Wangford? [Country an Western singer]
 

newyddion

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Where do you get these from Newy
The story of Hyun Jun Suk...

✈️ Books a flight Korea > Netherlands
❓ Asks permission to join the training
🤝 Ajax hears of his talent and offers him a chance to train with the reserves
🔥 Scores a hattrick in his first friendly match for the reserves
✍️ Signs a contract

He’s played for Ajax, Porto, Stade de Reims & Troyes at 31yo 6’3 this out of contract South Korean would be the perfect foil for Han Kwang-Song. With this North Korea/South Korea partnership firing on all cylinders.. we could see the boro goalscoring partnership be the catalyst for the unification of Korea. Obviously we will require the service of Paul Gasgoine to broker the deals and sit with the heads of state to thrash out a satisfactory deal for all parties over buckets of crispy chicken and slabs of supermarket larger..

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Simply red

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Love it Newy,but it is actually free agent
Kwang Song Han ex Juve / Cagliari striker recommended to Boro 3 weeks ago .
Will our new man have a go at bringing him in ?
 

newyddion

Well-known member
Love it Newy,but it is actually free agent
Kwang Song Han ex Juve / Cagliari striker recommended to Boro 3 weeks ago .
Will our new man have a go at bringing him in ?

Kwang-song Han or Han Kwang-Song recommended to boro by who? Properly?

It will be interesting to see who Chris Jones identifies and how quickly he is out to work. Crystal Palace bought from Ligue 1, Bundesliga, Championship and League One in the summer and half of their signings were free transfers..


#FreeKwangSongHan
 
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