Sorry to interrupt, Breaking News coming out of the Northern Echo...

[MichaelDebeve]

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/23555047.named-stockton-man-fined-failing-pay-train-fare/


Finally got the ba5tard.

 

[parmoboy]

Lock him up and throw away the key.

 

[1finny]

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/23555047.named-stockton-man-fined-failing-pay-train-fare/


Finally got the ba5tard.

Phew - I can come outside again now.
Me and the family have been traumatised by the fact this guy was at large.

We could easily have walked past him in Stockton and seen his knowing smirk

 

[Block21]

 

[Corcaigh_the_Cat]

My heartfelt condolences to the victim. Good to see that they were compensated.

 

[Caesium137]

Rwanda awaits...............

 

[MichaelDebeve]

And let that be a lesson to all! ... no one can hide from the law, it may have taken 9 months for justice, but justice nonetheless!

 

[Jedi boro]

Surely this was the front page lead.

Proof positive that crime doesn’t pay.

 

[Chutney]

...

Rules are rules, eh @newyddion

 

[newyddion]

...

Rules are rules, eh @newyddion

Ben Houchen held..

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Surely this was the front page lead.

Proof positive that crime doesn’t pay.

I don't know about that. £220 seems cheaper than most rail fares.

 

[newyddion]

Trains are robbing b***ds!

 

[ThePrisoner]

Crime won't crack itself.

 

[BoroMart]

He'd have got away with it if he'd befriended Houchen

 

[Muttley]

 

[Wiseman_Vaughn]

My question is: Why was he going to Sunderland?

 

[HarryVegas]

My question is: Why was he going to Sunderland?

To revisit an old, oft-disputed topic, perhaps this proves the theory of Stocktonians being mackems ...

 

[Benjiboy]

Does he like seagulls

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

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Didn't realise Jimmy hill was in scooby doo.
"Kick off delayed by 15 minutes as a swamp monster has been sighted in the vicinity of Highfield road."