(Song) Chelsea, whoever you may be...

[equaliser]

..You sold your soul for a rich fan-cy
And all you've left from your rich Russian man
Is a plastic club for your plastic fans

 

[atypical_boro]

..You sold your soul for a rich fan-cy
And all you've left from your rich Russian man
Is a plastic club for your plastic fans

 

[asredastheycome]

Abba will not quaking in their Swedish boots.

 

[Cogeur_le_Conq]

Do they still sing "Bawa ran from chewsea"?