Shower thoughts

[SmallTown]

When we think of “Mediterranean” climates, people and culture we often add Portugal to the place we are thinking of. But never Albania. Yet Albania is on the med and Portugal isn’t

 

[Chris_Boro]

Do people it the Med think "I'm sick of this hot weather, great beaches and lifestyle. I'm off to Hull"?

 

[Hap]

Not what I was thinking about…

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Tbh, I was thinking this was going to be a question about the best type of shower

 

[johnsmithsno2]

When did Rice Krispies turn into an entirely different product, multiple shapes instead of puffed grains of rice (and much sweeter)?

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

I'm sure that when I looked down I used to be able to see my c**k.

 

[KDG]

'Oh god, this is fresh mint shower gel isn't it'

 

[joeydiaz]

If you have the rainforest shower head on at the same time as the regular shower head can I tell people I've had a threesome?

 

[MichaelDebeve]

Golden?

 

[ThatFragranceGuy]

When did Rice Krispies turn into an entirely different product, multiple shapes instead of puffed grains of rice (and much sweeter)?

Those are two different products, you've bought a box of multigrain shapes.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

My most common thought in a a shower is why do loads of people feed the shower hose through the little ring thing that's meant to be used to hang your fresh mint shower gel on. Stops me rinsing my **** properly

 

[theredrooster]

My most common thought in a a shower is why do loads of people feed the shower hose through the little ring thing that's meant to be used to hang your fresh mint shower gel on. Stops me rinsing my **** properly

I thought it was to stop it banging on the floor if it flops out of your hand (the shower head, not your ****!)

 

[El Guapo]

Fck that’s cold! Boiler gone again

 

[SmallTown]

We aren't afraid of being alone in the dark. We are afraid of NOT being alone

 

[Block_4_Eastender]

Why are there no ostriches in this thread?

 

[Norman_Conquest]

The shower is all about planning your day and deciding what you are going to do. Number one is the same every day.

1. Pot of tea and go on FMTTM to find out what's been happening in the world.
2. Decision making - Am I going in the shed? No it's too cold.
3. Clean the fire out and prepare it to be lit later in the day.
4. Decide what's for the evening meal.
5. Sit for an hour on FMTTM and catch up on how the wrongs in the world have been put to right.
6. Prepare the evening meal for the better half coming home.

 

[FlapJacks]

4. Decide what's for the evening meal.

Are we calling that dinner or tea?

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Are we calling that dinner or tea?

During the week, it's tea, on a weekend, it is dinner.

 

[Doom_On_Horseback]

The shower is all about planning your day and deciding what you are going to do. Number one is the same every day.

1. Pot of tea and go on FMTTM to find out what's been happening in the world.
2. Decision making - Am I going in the shed? No it's too cold.
3. Clean the fire out and prepare it to be lit later in the day.
4. Decide what's for the evening meal.
5. Sit for an hour on FMTTM and catch up on how the wrongs in the world have been put to right.
6. Prepare the evening meal for the better half coming home.

I shower on an evening

 

[Norman_Conquest]

I shower on an evening

No wonder you come out with so much crap, you haven't organised your day.