Osmotherley up in arms

[newyddion]

Woman gets out of her car.. has a slash in someone's garden and wipes her **** with a towel.

 

[Maccarone]

My Mum lives there, hope it wasn't her....

 

[NYboro]

FFS - was reading in the Echo about the road up at Sheepwash being blocked last weekend, because so many people were out.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

Clean and social distancing! - whats not to like?

whose towel was it?, Ffs, don't tell me it was on the line in the garden (god, please, I hope it was)

 

[jam69]

My Mum lives there, hope it wasn't her....

surely she would have used her own toliet if she lives there?

 

[Funky_Chicken]

When I was a lad I used to go fishing up at the reservoir, you’d hardly see a soul other than other people fishing, an there wasn’t even that many of them - now it’s like Piccadilly Circus round there. A place to be avoided now sadly

 

[homesickblues]

Something about this hot weather brings the worst out in some people, or is it the sunny weather brings the worst people out.
Osmotherley, sheeps wash and Cod Beck is a disaster zone in weather like this.

 

[Chris_Boro]

Woman gets out of her car.. has a slash in someone's garden and wipes her **** with a towel.

Was she testing her eyesight though??

 

[NYboro]

Was she testing her eyesight though??

If she was, she needs glasses. She was in the wrong place.

 

[Kosovo]

The grass was probably happy for the downpour to be fair

 

[newyddion]

I don't get why she used a towel.. seems a bit ott

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

They really should create a landscaped car park at Osmotherley, it's the gateway to the Moors and hills with lovely walks in all directions. Must be a nightmare for the residents with walker's turning up every weekend, not to mention the pub customers. You even struggle to get parked early evening.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

I s'pose a towel is a little more hygienic then the skirt hem, and she hadn't brought her facecloth for use on the undercarriage.

when I was around 14/15 it came to my attention that posh girls had 2 face cloths and that only one was used to wash their clocks .

 

[newyddion]

I s'pose a towel is a little more hygienic then the skirt hem, and she hadn't brought her facecloth for use on the undercarriage.

when I was around 14/15 it came to my attention that posh girls had 2 face cloths and that only one was used to wash their clocks .

a clock wash cloth? i've never heard of such a ting!!
it's not about being hygienic.. it's more like overstepping the mark of public decency and then a poor effort to try and claw back some dignity. it doesn't sit well with me.

 

[Paterson]

We've probably all been caught short. I doubt she deliberately drove there to use the facilities. Sometimes there's less than a minute or two between me realising I need a slash and then finding myself urinating on a roundabout in the middle of traffic, behind a car or in an office waste paper bin.

 

[The vomiting vicar]

Isn’t there an old law that says you can have a gypsies by the rear near side wheel of your vehicle

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

There isn't a man on this thread who hasn't had a slash outside. It's just easier for men.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

There isn't a man on this thread who hasn't had a slash outside. It's just easier for men.

True, but not usually in someone's garden

 

[NYboro]

in an office waste paper bin.

My office is inside the medical school library and earlier this year when I went to get my morning coffee, one of the librarians and the cleaner were taking photos of a waste bin. Had to have been a medical student.

 

[bear66]

My office is inside the medical school library and earlier this year when I went to get my morning coffee, one of the librarians and the cleaner were taking photos of a waste bin. Had to have been a medical student.

Hopefully not a wicker basket bin.