Oil on the drive

Spray hundreds of drops of oil all over your drive. The ones your friend left will blend in and you can pretend it's a new design.
 
If it's blocked pavers then get one of those propane/butane hand held burners in a can and heat up/burn off the oil. Then brush off the carbon deposits. It works pretty well.
 
Having oil on your "drive" could be very useful if Nicola Sturgeon comes round with her questionnaire.

Ps the first answer is the correct one.
 
I've never used Gunk for this, but I do know it isn't as good as it used to be for removing oil off engines. It's weak as pith.
 
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