Disappointing if he doesn't come, mainly because it just occurred to me while reading this thread we could sing a song to the tune of "Let's all go down the strand". (Some of you may need to ask your parents. Err...Grandparents)
If you shorten the song a bit we could do this: (original lyrics below in brackets so you have a vague idea what I mean)
We've go-t....Jorgen Strand, ........................... (Let's all go down the strand)
Jorgen Strand Larsen... ............................... (Have a banana)
Norway, to Eng-er-land... ........................... (oh what a happy land)
Came to Boro just to lead the line, ........................... (I'll be leader, you can walk behind)
He'll score goals and we will do just fine, ........................... (Come with me lets see what we can find)
Best stri-ker- in the land ........................... (let's all, go down the strand) (Repeat)
No? Suit yourselves, I'll get me coat.