Names for your work colleagues….

[Merrykoala]

Mustard Jumper - lad came in to work two days on the bounce with the same s***y jumper on so that's all we called him from then on.

Never in Lynne - I'm sure you can guess why

The SHMIG - Short for 'Second Hardest Man in Gateshead' just a daft young lad who thought he was rock hard

 

[Norfolkred1]

We used to have a guy at work just like that, we called him Two Sh!ts though

Also black dog because his dog is blacker than yours.

 

[SuedeDenimSecretPolice]

A particularly brutal one was Throm. Short for Thrombosis. He was a slow moving clot.

 

[Uhtred]

My mate worked with a total creep, always crawling round the team leaders, they nicknamed him toe nails, because he was so far up the bosses erse all you could see was his toe nails hanging out.

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Also black dog because his dog is blacker than yours.

Lads like that got called panther too.. biggest blackest cat…

Although one lad Ernie wise had ‘He tells lies, he’s not tall but his stories are…’ added to his name to distinguish him from another Ernie wise…

 

[starplayer]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

There might be a few in the comments

 

[hosepipe27]

Pot Hole - the one everyone tries to avoid…

Motion-light - only works when someone walks by…

Kit-Kat - always on a break…

Blister - shows up when all the hard work is done…

Alexa - has an answer for everything…

Any others?

We had a very poor crane driver on the Rig I worked on ,he was called Jimmy the Moth as he hit every light on the place

 

[boropie]

many moons ago they used to call depth charge,because i was always looking for a sub

 

[SmallTown]

I guess I should point out that my old work place had an excellent cricket team, but sadly there was only ten of them. With my enthusiasm but lack of ability I was invited along just so they could play with a full team. My nickname was "The accountant" because I was just there to make up the numbers