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[LeeMiller]

People who hang toilet roll like this...

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i think I married you

 

[Northerner]

When people reply with "no problem" when requested to do a simple function.

No that's what you're paid to do, so I never really expected there to be any problem

 

[futureboy]

People who say 'can I get' in shops.

Lord Jesus, this one again.

"Get" is defined as "come to have, or receive".

I'm going to get a coffee. Now I'm in the shop. I'd still like to get a coffee. So can I get a coffee?

 

[Oooo]

People who are intelligent enough to be stupid! What I mean is the type who think they know better and that others may be fooled but not them. They tend to be the ones believing conspiracy theories. I know a fair few of em

 

[SmallTown]

Lord Jesus, this one again.

"Get" is defined as "come to have, or receive".

I'm going to get a coffee. Now I'm in the shop. I'd still like to get a coffee. So can I get a coffee?

You can HAVE a coffee. The barista will Get you it

 

[bear66]

People who drop the g at the end of a word. Pritty Patel would do it all the time. All for regional accents but that one drives me crazy.

I think it's a southern thing. Drives me round the bend.

 

[Boro in Devon]

People describing a number of days as so many sleeps until ........
Worked with someone who always said that to me. I am 55 not 3 ffs

 

[futureboy]

You can HAVE a coffee. The barista will Get you it

So I can come to have, or receive, a coffee?

 

[atypical_boro]

When people refer to a cup of coffee from Starbucks as “a Starbucks”, or a sandwich from Greggs as “a Greggs”, or any other such thing.

No it’s still a cup of coffee and a sandwich, regardless of where you bought them.

When they say “I’m going to get a Domino’s” or whatever, I ask them which one they’re buying and how much it costs to acquire that franchise. Yes, I’m a smart ****.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

People who say they are going to Asdas or Tescos Its not plural!!!!

 

[borolad259]

Gobshytes

 

[Trug]

Not really an issue in these times of social distancing, but walking down a pavement or through a shop where you are walking behind someone going painfully slow and you can't get past them. Nrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghh! (I'm not talking about a person on crutches here, just someone dawdling along, often talking with their friends whist walking 3 abreast).

I'm a long term believer that pedestrianised areas should have an overtaking lane like motorways or even like on escalators on the tube. Too many 'middle lane hoggers' about in town centres causing 'traffic jams'.

Why are people ALWAYS in a hurry- this annoys me.

 

[ForssAwakens]

I don't tend to criticise someone's English as long as I can understand their meaning. That's what language is for and anyway, we all make mistakes. However, when I see a grammar police person being overly critical I scan their post for mistakes and am amazed at how often I find one.

Ye I love when that happens. I tend to correct my wife’s grammar if we have a text argument as I know itll wind her up

 

[starplayer]

People that fill their car at the pay at the pump Part of the garage, then go inside to pay, whilst getting a coffee, sandwich and read the paper.

 

[Erimus74]

Why are people ALWAYS in a hurry- this annoys me.

People who overtake cars going 30 in a 30 zone, let me past I'm more important than you

 

[Erimus74]

Swearing for the sake of it, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[r00fie1]

Blokes queuing for the urinals when they could easily **** in the sink!

 

[TheLodger]

Nothing. Life is too short, get over it people.

Smile and the whole world smiles back.

Oh, people who think Boris Johnson is a good Prime Minister.

 

[Jannizart]

Name 1 think that bothers you that shouldnt:

When people hack at butter and leave crumbs is mine

Butter in the jam jar is just as bad

 

[SmallTown]

So I can come to have, or receive, a coffee?

Yes but you may not "get" it. That's the job of the barista or shopkeeper.