My Doctor is a cheeky bu**er!

Lady Felicia

Lady Felicia

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Doc gave me a bit of a once over this morning, just to make sure I'm not about to drop.

After a bit of prodding and other bits and bobs he tells me "You're carrying quite a bit of timber, my friend. You really need to drop a few kilos". I said "That's outrageous. I demand a second opinion!" He replies "OK, you're an ugly tw*t as well".

I think I'll go elsewhere next time!
 
Lady Felicia said:
Doc gave me a bit of a once over this morning, just to make sure I'm not about to drop.

After a bit of prodding and other bits and bobs he tells me "You're carrying quite a bit of timber, my friend. You really need to drop a few kilos". I said "That's outrageous. I demand a second opinion!" He replies "OK, you're an ugly tw*t as well".

I think I'll go elsewhere next time!
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Yeah back to your own messageboard 👍
 
Lady Felicia said:
Doc gave me a bit of a once over this morning, just to make sure I'm not about to drop.

After a bit of prodding and other bits and bobs he tells me "You're carrying quite a bit of timber, my friend. You really need to drop a few kilos". I said "That's outrageous. I demand a second opinion!" He replies "OK, you're an ugly tw*t as well".

I think I'll go elsewhere next time!
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When I visited the doctor recently they thought I was paranoid
They didn't actually say so - but I know what the c**t was thinking
 
Lady Felicia said:
Doc gave me a bit of a once over this morning, just to make sure I'm not about to drop.

After a bit of prodding and other bits and bobs he tells me "You're carrying quite a bit of timber, my friend. You really need to drop a few kilos". I said "That's outrageous. I demand a second opinion!" He replies "OK, you're an ugly tw*t as well".

I think I'll go elsewhere next time!
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Was it this fella?

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I went to see the doctor, I told him I kept thinking I was a pair of curtains, useless t^sser just told me to pull myself together.
 
A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus. Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!

Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.
 
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