Most dangerous food

Bitter Almonds, (they look like sweet almonds) they can give you fatal cyanide poisoning if they are not properly treated first.
 
I was once hit over the head with a full pineapple by a scouser who was a little surprised and ran off when I turned to face him rather than collapsing in a heap.

It’s a long story that I won’t bore you all with.
 
Air fryer chicken wings with 1 million scoville pepper sauce. Well I mean , Paul thought so coz he went 'and away' and left the table
 
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I was once hit over the head with a full pineapple by a scouser who was a little surprised and ran off when I turned to face him rather than collapsing in a heap.

It’s a long story that I won’t bore you all with.
Nah then la, if yewed let me take those hub-caps and not rang the bizzies use ‘ud be sound.
 
A freshly cooked cheese and onion toasty. The cheese sticks to, and burns your lips before running down your chin like volcanic lava.

Similar results can be had with Kellogs Pop Tarts.
 
I was once hit over the head with a full pineapple by a scouser who was a little surprised and ran off when I turned to face him rather than collapsing in a heap.

It’s a long story that I won’t bore you all with.

I had a similar incident with a glass bottle at the Empire when I was 18, felt a thud across the back of my head turned round to find a guy staring at with me the bottle still in hand as it didn’t smash, he dropped it, shat himself and ran off. Apparently I was dancing with his Mrs 🤷‍♂️

If booze counts it’s definitely that.
 
A freshly cooked cheese and onion toasty. The cheese sticks to, and burns your lips before running down your chin like volcanic lava.

Similar results can be had with Kellogs Pop Tarts.

Cheese and pickle toasties have a similar effect, the pickle mixes with the cheese and turns to lava
 
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