NorthumberlandBoro
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Is there no end to knifings under this government?We had someone at work who managed to put a knife right through their hand messing about trying to get the stone out of an avocado
Is there no end to knifings under this government?We had someone at work who managed to put a knife right through their hand messing about trying to get the stone out of an avocado
Always funny though.Beware of those banana skins!
Fully concur! I bought a bag of crackling from the pie shop in the Shambles in York on Friday. Cracked a tooth on Saturday grrrrPork scratchings are good for breaking teeth.
The Boro have slipped on a few over the years.Beware of those banana skins!
Recently had work done to tackle a cracked back tooth. Whilst I can't directly blame pork scratchings I am banning myself from them.Fully concur! I bought a bag of crackling from the pie shop in the Shambles in York on Friday. Cracked a tooth on Saturday grrrr
I was once hit over the head with a full pineapple by a scouser who was a little surprised and ran off when I turned to face him rather than collapsing in a heap.
It’s a long story that I won’t bore you all with.
Nah then la, if yewed let me take those hub-caps and not rang the bizzies use ‘ud be sound.I was once hit over the head with a full pineapple by a scouser who was a little surprised and ran off when I turned to face him rather than collapsing in a heap.
It’s a long story that I won’t bore you all with.
If only, he's a vegetable nowLet me guess, the inspector was left with a cauliflower ear?
Can't beat a cheese and onion toastieA freshly cooked cheese and onion toasty. The cheese sticks to, and burns your lips before running down your chin like volcanic lava.
Similar results can be had with Kellogs Pop Tarts.
I was once hit over the head with a full pineapple by a scouser who was a little surprised and ran off when I turned to face him rather than collapsing in a heap.
It’s a long story that I won’t bore you all with.
A freshly cooked cheese and onion toasty. The cheese sticks to, and burns your lips before running down your chin like volcanic lava.
Similar results can be had with Kellogs Pop Tarts.