Monster Raving Loony Party Hartlepool ManicFesto...

Nobby_Barnes

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This is who I'd be voting for 👍🔥

The Houses of Parliament will be relocated next to Hartlepool Marina.
To halt the spread of new Covid variants all international travel will be by paddle steamer.

We will enrol the Hartlepool ‘Victoria Arms’ darts team to speed up the pace of the vaccination program.

Hartlepool Golf Club will be re-developed into an intergalactic space port.
Visiting EU officials in Brexit trade talks with the UK will be required to wear a Darlington football strip. This will ruin their game.

Return the British currency to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings and groats. Rural villages such as Hart can resume trade in shiny beads.

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party would create fifty trillion pounds through quantitative easing and give all voters free lunch and complimentary drinks for ever.

The Loony Party will issue ‘looncoin’ a crypto currency based on ‘bitcoin’ as a reserve currency just in case the fifty trillion pounds quantitative easing doesn’t work.

All our remaining gold reserves will be placed on the last race at the Sedgefield Races in a bid to reduce the national debt.

Coastal fishing will be made a spectator sport by introducing saltwater crocodiles into Hartlepool Bay.
 
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Funky_Chicken

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Is there nothing in there about monkeys ? I have a pet monkey and i want to travel to Hartlepool to buy two bags of winkles and a bloater but i don’t know whether to bring Colin with me in case he gets stopped an questioned 🤔




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Nobby_Barnes

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Is there nothing in there about monkeys ? I have a pet monkey and i want to travel to Hartlepool to buy two bags of winkles and a bloater but i don’t know whether to bring Colin with me in case he gets stopped an questioned

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You'll be OK chicken as long as you don't speak with a French accent 👍
 
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