Money saving tip

  1. Save money on your phone bill by calling and hanging up before the person answers, in the hope they will call you back.
  2. Two ply toilet tissue lasts twice as long if you separate the sheets in half.
;)
Don’t buy toilet paper. In the old days we used old newspapers in the bog. Nowadays just go upmarket. Use a flannel and wash it… occasionally. (y)
 
  1. Save money on your phone bill by calling and hanging up before the person answers, in the hope they will call you back.
  2. Two ply toilet tissue lasts twice as long if you separate the sheets in half.
;)

In response to tip number 2, why not just use an already used pair of socks, then save on cleaning by sticking them in your dishwasher with your dishes?
 
Marry an extremely rich old lady with a bad cough. If I ever come back again, this is what I’ll do, I love my wife dearly but I have to work like a dog.
Alternately, if I come back as a woman, I’m gonna be an old timey dolly bird, get my self a rich old geezer, I don’t think I’d like ****, certainly don’t like old men, but nothing feels that invigorating feel of doing as little as possible in nice surroundings, or so I’d imagine?
 
There's no such thing as cheap toilet paper.
First rule of toilet paper....... Thy finger shall not go through!
How many times have you stayed somewhere where the toilet paper is so thin you end up using several sheets to obey rule one.
Consequently the roll disappears very quickly.
Saving Zero money
I've definitely been giving it an extra fold lately.
 
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