Modern day inconveniences

Trying to get bottle tops to screw back on properly now they are attached to the bottle.
I got caught out by this at the weekend. Seeing as I had started my drinking early because of the match I poured the leftovers of a bottle of wine into a smoothy bottle for some tube booze. Said wine then leaked all over my bag, ruined my fags and soaked the book I am reading. Luckily I was able to save it by sticking it on the radiator but now it smells of wine.
 
I got caught out by this at the weekend. Seeing as I had started my drinking early because of the match I poured the leftovers of a bottle of wine into a smoothy bottle for some tube booze. Said wine then leaked all over my bag, ruined my fags and soaked the book I am reading. Luckily I was able to save it by sticking it on the radiator but now it smells of wine.
Sod the book. Get them fags on the radiator.
 
I got caught out by this at the weekend. Seeing as I had started my drinking early because of the match I poured the leftovers of a bottle of wine into a smoothy bottle for some tube booze. Said wine then leaked all over my bag, ruined my fags and soaked the book I am reading. Luckily I was able to save it by sticking it on the radiator but now it smells of wine.
Didn't think anyone smoked anymore... and at @£12 a pack, surprised anyone can afford to.
 
Not massive problems, but things that just make everything that bit harder. My top 3:-

1) Mine is apps on your phone that force you to download the latest version because they've randomly decided to retire the version you have installed, usually when you're in a rush and stood at a checkout or trying to make a payment to someone (I'm looking at you Waitrose & Santander chiefly).

2) Apps that force you to have the most complicated password options possible, normally for apps & websites that have the most benign data held within them - Yes I'm sure a master hacker is trying to get into my wine rating application and steal all the ratings of my favourite Albarinos, real valuable information that !

3) Thirdly largely supermarket till related, but age verification for ridiculous things (0% beers usually, but yesterday I was challenged for Christmas crackers "because of the gunpowder" apparently).
I was age verified for Deep Heat earlier 😂
 
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