Misheard song lyrics

[Kowalski]

At the end of Rock n Roll Star my mate reckons Liam warbles

It's just sausage rolls,
It's just sausage rolls....

 

[El Guapo]

An old mate of mine used to sing

I hear vampire bats (Lucretia - SoM)

He also

“missed a train down in Africa’ (Africa - Toto)

Idiot

 

[grumpyoldgit]

Is this the real life? Is this just Battersea?

 

[Sammysmiths]

Repeater Kay!

Someone who regales Peter Kay routines to get a laugh!

Staple the Vicar-
Birdseed
Pork pie
Etc

 

[Johngannonsunderpants]

Hot dog, jump in fire, I want cookin - the lyrics my missus sings to prefab sprout, king of rock N roll

 

[Jonathan]

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right

 

[Anton_Berg]

Me ears are alight!

(In fact you could quote the entire song).

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Freewill by Rush.

I used to think it was "I will choose a bathysphere, I will choose freewill"

 

[steve0]

Elton John. Honky cat
“… pissin’ in the stream”

 

[Torchy]

This is the song we Bucket Of Waters sing

 

[sweet_left_foot]

Coming in Cheryl Baker

 

[parmoboy]

Horrorshow by the Libertines.

The actual lyric is "Yes there is a screw, it's pointing at my head".

I thought it was "Hitler is a screw, he's pointing at my head".

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Your burgers are the best...

 

[Davey_C]

Love the Peter Kay ones in one of his early live shows he mentions eating tangeries and mr sheen (from an ABBA song i think) if anyone can find the clip