If that photo is anything to go by then the bloke has his head upside down. The hair is supposed to be on the top, not the bottom mate. If he can't even put his own head on properly then I wouldn't want him playing for my club. Derby are welcome to him.
As an aside, when you have a bum for a face, where do you have a moustache?If anybody understands heads being put on the wrong way, it’s a man with a bum for a face. So I’m listening to you on this one.
That's a really personal question. Are you trying to seduce me? I'm not necessarily against that idea if you are trying to seduce me. I'm not that fussy anymore. If you want to see photos of my moustache just send me a PM. I can't post that kind of filth on the public board. I don't want to get put on the naughty step.As an aside, when you have a bum for a face, where do you have a moustache?
Well, of course I could be, but it was more a question about the bum-faced race in general! But I’ve no doubt there will be some crackin’ tachesThat's a really personal question. Are you trying to seduce me? I'm not necessarily against that idea if you are trying to seduce me. I'm not that fussy anymore. If you want to see photos of my moustache just send me a PM. I can't post that kind of filth on the public board. I don't want to get put on the naughty step.
I hate to disappoint you mate but I took the tache and the beard off yesterday. There were things growing in it so it had to be done. My beard sneaks up on me sometimes. There's just a bit of stubble there one day and then it's a proper Brian Blessed thing the next. And the eyebrows are just as bad. The eyebrows are useful though. They reek of testosterone and stop the other bum faced blokes from wanting to fight me. Challenge by combat is pretty much how things work with my people. I'm only the clan leader until one of the young ones has the balls to challenge me and then succeed in defeating me in a fight. None of them have tried it yet but I'm not getting any younger. It's going to happen one day. I accept that.Well, of course I could be, but it was more a question about the bum-faced race in general! But I’ve no doubt there will be some crackin’ taches
Its a vertical tache.As an aside, when you have a bum for a face, where do you have a moustache?
Hahah im pretty sure if we really wanted him we'd have got him. Derby definitely didn't beat us with money on this transfer.Didn't take long to find a Derby fan on Facebook. Think the kids call it 'rent free'
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He's over the hill anyway we can do much better imo