Matt Hancock is a Newcastle United fan
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newyddion
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That was creepy as folk that fake crying thing!View attachment 53770
LOL. If anyone believes Mr. Crocodile tears, I'm sure someone somewhere has a bridge to sell you
atypical_boro
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I love the little eyebrow raising thing when he mentions Kevin Keegan. It’s as if he’s thinking “this’ll really show the Geordie faithful that I’m one of them, only us true fans have heard of Kevin Keegan”.
newyddion
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If there’s any fan that deserves to be thumped out of supporting a football club.. it’s that man.
atypical_boro
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This is the most exciting Telegraph Exclusive for yeeeeers!
newyddion
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But isn’t it all stuff that we already knew?
atypical_boro
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Yeah probably. I was hoping there’d be something a bit funnier in it to be honest. Not about his mistakes re covid but perhaps some bigger rows between him and the cabinet.
Unravel_Morrison
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Well I believe him. I bet he even registered it as a gift in the Members Interests Register.
Lemmy_kilmister
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"Matt Hancock is a Newcastle United fan"
He's also a despicable cùnt.
I'd like to kick him in the cobblers and pelt him with dog **** every day for the rest of his life.
He's also a despicable cùnt.
I'd like to kick him in the cobblers and pelt him with dog **** every day for the rest of his life.
Archiestephens_elbow
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Get the tower of London ready for him
Unravel_Morrison
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You might like him and sympathise with him due to circumstances. Thats your right.
In the last 12 months he's trousered knocking on for half a million quid.
He is a scumbag who in other times would be known as a disgrace. I'm not going to suggest that he'd have faced jail time as the establishment protect their own but he could've killed your gran deliberately.
In the last 12 months he's trousered knocking on for half a million quid.
He is a scumbag who in other times would be known as a disgrace. I'm not going to suggest that he'd have faced jail time as the establishment protect their own but he could've killed your gran deliberately.
fozzylegend
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"Matt Hancock is a Newcastle United fan"
i was going to reply with 'there are worse names i could call him!'
but i can't think of any......
i was going to reply with 'there are worse names i could call him!'
but i can't think of any......
Norman_Conquest
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Does anyone else think these WhatsApp message have been released to boost his book sales?