Matt Crooks & Isaiah Jones

Sounds pretty decent.. wasted in the Swiss super league mind, the same would be said for him going to play in the SPL.. Keiron Scott’s comment about fining easier to convince players to move to boro having Michael Carrick there.. especially young midfielders.
Interesting.

“According to Sky Germany, it could take £6 million to convince Luzern to cash in on Jashari“

Sky Sports Understands.. £6m goes to $6m which is actually £5.3m.. and then we look at the transfer deal rather than the transfer fee.. let’s have a look how that might break down..

£1.5m initial transfer fee, 5 year deal on £10k a week £2.5m, gets us up to £4m straight off
£1.3m on bonuses, appearance fees, sell on clauses, £500k promotion bonus wouldn’t be unreasonable. £800k left.. 20% sell on fee based on £4m.

Very broad brush strokes, but you can see how transfer fees can appear massively inflated, makes good reading for the red tops and adds a bit of pizazz to sky sports news.

I think there might be something in this, pretty solid sauce and has been right on a number of occasions where i’ve thought.. nah.. sounds a bit far fetched. Loads of times actually!
 
Sounds pretty decent.. wasted in the Swiss super league mind, the same would be said for him going to play in the SPL.. Keiron Scott’s comment about fining easier to convince players to move to boro having Michael Carrick there.. especially young midfielders.
Interesting.

“According to Sky Germany, it could take £6 million to convince Luzern to cash in on Jashari“

Sky Sports Understands.. £6m goes to $6m which is actually £5.3m.. and then we look at the transfer deal rather than the transfer fee.. let’s have a look how that might break down..

£1.5m initial transfer fee, 5 year deal on £10k a week £2.5m, gets us up to £4m straight off
£1.3m on bonuses, appearance fees, sell on clauses, £500k promotion bonus wouldn’t be unreasonable. £800k left.. 20% sell on fee based on £4m.

Very broad brush strokes, but you can see how transfer fees can appear massively inflated, makes good reading for the red tops and adds a bit of pizazz to sky sports news.

I think there might be something in this, pretty solid sauce and has been right on a number of occasions where i’ve thought.. nah.. sounds a bit far fetched. Loads of times actually!
Let's hope mate, he looks an exciting prospect and tailor made to slot in next to Hackney for the next six seasons or so.
 
Just seen Marc Bola in Morrisons.. it wasn’t a big shop but he did pick up a six packet of walkers cheese and onion crisps. Surprised me tbh.. didn’t have him pegged as a cheese and onion man.
 
Any transfer updates/rumours Newy?
Marc Bola Crisp Report not good enough for you?

Rather than pass on the readily available information currently in circulation which is subject to subtle variances and multiple permutations I have (inspired by borofur) went about my own European Desktop Scouting mission covering Belgium, Germany and Russia to conclude our January transfer business, emphasis has been placed on our current set up, playing style and perceived strength and weaknesses.

I’ve made sure that none of these players are currently on our radar, attempted at least to keep players within our reach and offered a closest fit regarding playing style, ability, potential to what might be understood easily with a general football knowledge.

Two Midfielders ( right footed and left footed) a central defender/right back and a left sided attacker..

Louis Patris 21yo - John Stones
OH Leuven - contracted till 2027

Ron Schallenberg 24yo - Marten De Roon
SC Paderborn - contracted till 2024 D+R RMB

Max Bird 22yo - Michael Carrick
Derby Country - contracted till 2024 Wasserman

Jimmy Marín 25yo - Jermain Defoe
FK Orenburg - contracted till 2024 Futbol Consultants STL

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They are the best flavour though!
Ready salted don’t get enough credit for my liking. Simplicity is genius.

I once overheard a conversation that linked a preference for salt and vinegar crisps with alcoholics.. the conversation mentioned something along the lines of craving sugar.

Not sure what the diagnosis is for the prawn cocktail fans.. maybe Aaron Connolly knows?
 
They want €6 million don't they?
Chelsea were quoted somewhere near £4m for Max Bird last summer.. I’m surprised he’s not been mentioned!

Dan Barlaser wants to come, Rotherham are looking for a replacement.

Left sided attacker? I can’t see beyond Siriki Dembele in on loan from Bournemouth still..

Pretty sure we could do with another defender too.,
 
Just seen Marc Bola in Morrisons.. it wasn’t a big shop but he did pick up a six packet of walkers cheese and onion crisps. Surprised me tbh.. didn’t have him pegged as a cheese and onion man.
Also means he's here for at least another six packed lunches, which might get us to the end of the transfer window?
 
Ready salted don’t get enough credit for my liking. Simplicity is genius.

I once overheard a conversation that linked a preference for salt and vinegar crisps with alcoholics.. the conversation mentioned something along the lines of craving sugar.

Not sure what the diagnosis is for the prawn cocktail fans.. maybe Aaron Connolly knows?
Prawn cocktail flavour is the best flavour.

Prawn cocktail Disco crisps are the best.
 
Prawn cocktail flavour is the best flavour.

Prawn cocktail Disco crisps are the best.
I think every country gets their own wildcard flavour of crisps and for some reason in the uk it appears to be prawn cocktail.. it doesn’t taste like prawn cocktail to me.. more like a sweet tomato onion experiment gone out of hand. (like film ‘the fly’ but for crisp flavours)
 
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